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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 1, 2004
Any idea how hard it is to get crumbs out from the lift shaft?! 
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 2, 2004
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 3, 2004
just open the shaft to space 
Want some toast?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 4, 2004
Not that you're not fantastic company and all, but where is everyone? Was there a party around I wasn't invited to? 
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 4, 2004
Oh I imagine everyone else just got bored and wandered off some where for awhile or actually have a life in the real world, I just sneak in here from time to time to wake them up. 
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 6, 2004
Well some one has too.
Want some toast?
yes of course it's 
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 7, 2004
Then shut up!
*speaks as he's walking in*
Anything happening? Of any interest at all?
And if you say toast, talking toaster, i'm going to put you in the pod that my predessor arrived in and activate the kangeroo drive.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 9, 2004
Alright boys, lets get this crazy plan on the row!
*walks up to the console and pushes a few button, a small explosion causes some wires to fall from the roof, Ace runs across the room and accidently a high-speed data laser fibre wire falls through him, he jolts back and falls to the floor. The image of the stately commander flickers with the image of a neurotic second technician. He gets up and runs to the medibay, still flickering*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 9, 2004
*debates going to the medibay*
*realises she has no clue what the plan actually is*
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 9, 2004
so no one wants any Toast? 
oh well I'll just sit here until some one does
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 10, 2004
You do that. Now i just hope AJ hasn't come back.
*walks out*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 10, 2004
*runs in from the medibay, says a quick smug "I'm back" and runs off again*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 10, 2004
*chases rimmer in and out, slowly gaining ground*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 10, 2004
Glad to see everything is back to normal!
*
s in no general direction around the bridge, realises it is getting her nowhere so sits and waits*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 10, 2004
Who was that dashing chap i just saw! Not, no it couldn't be, surely not...
ACE RIMMER?????
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[...] Posted Jun 10, 2004
*looks at Mort*
That was ol' nostrils features himself!
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- 2421: Existential Elevator (Jun 1, 2004)
- 2422: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jun 2, 2004)
- 2423: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jun 3, 2004)
- 2424: Existential Elevator (Jun 4, 2004)
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- 2427: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jun 6, 2004)
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- 2434: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 10, 2004)
- 2435: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 10, 2004)
- 2436: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 10, 2004)
- 2437: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jun 10, 2004)
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- 2439: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 10, 2004)
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