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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*feeds it into the drive computer*
Thankyou. Now let me just compensate...
*Taps the consol*
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*replaces sleeve*
We don't we just switch on the quantum force fields and push the thing off?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
Cat, that is a brilliant idea, absolutely stunning, outshined only by your hairdo, the only minor spec of grit on your otherwise flawless velour outfit, is the complete lack of quantum force fields on this ship.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
Absolutely true, but keep 'em comin'
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*sits in chair*
So how long does this thing take to eat through the ship?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
oh a few days, I reckon I should probably go stop that bloke out there now
*wanders off*
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Khamsin Posted Mar 28, 2004
*rolls up his sleeve ready for his shot*
Can you give me my shot before I pass out?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
oh yes of corse
*gives Khamsin his shot* there you go, now if your going to pass out could you do so in the medics bay please... stop the bodys from cluttering up the gangway
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Khamsin Posted Mar 28, 2004
Yes... *looks white*
I think I better go lie down there...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*walks off quickly*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2004
*finishes the calibration for the thrusters and the lateral retros*
Now to re-route additional power from the main generator to the stabilizors so they can operate at 170%.
*walks out of bridge*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2004
*enters bridge and thinks of another way to get the stabilizers to 170% seeing as Thamian seems determined to kill me*
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Apr 8, 2004
why don't you just unplug the toaster that should do it.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2004
What? That makes no sense what so ever!
*unplugs the toaster*
Hey it worked!
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Apr 8, 2004
just remember to plug it back in later
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[...] Posted Apr 9, 2004
< Oh you mean the toaster in the BHPU suite? The one which has been used and is still in the BHPU suite? For shame, Commander! >
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- 2368: Khamsin (Mar 28, 2004)
- 2369: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 2370: Khamsin (Mar 28, 2004)
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- 2376: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2004)
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