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The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2361

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*feeds it into the drive computer*
Thankyou. Now let me just compensate...
*Taps the consol*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2362

[...]

*replaces sleeve*


We don't we just switch on the quantum force fields and push the thing off?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2363

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Cat, that is a brilliant idea, absolutely stunning, outshined only by your hairdo, the only minor spec of grit on your otherwise flawless velour outfit, is the complete lack of quantum force fields on this ship.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2364

[...]

That puts the cramp on another damn fine plan.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2365

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Absolutely true, but keep 'em comin'


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2366

[...]

*sits in chair*

So how long does this thing take to eat through the ship?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2367

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

oh a few days, I reckon I should probably go stop that bloke out there now
*wanders off*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2368

Khamsin

*rolls up his sleeve ready for his shot*

Can you give me my shot before I pass out?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2369

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

oh yes of corse
*gives Khamsin his shot* there you go, now if your going to pass out could you do so in the medics bay please... stop the bodys from cluttering up the gangway


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2370

Khamsin

Yes... *looks white*

I think I better go lie down there...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2371

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*walks off quickly*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2372

Khamsin

smiley - erm....

*runs out*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2373

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*finishes the calibration for the thrusters and the lateral retros*
Now to re-route additional power from the main generator to the stabilizors so they can operate at 170%.
*walks out of bridge*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2374

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*enters bridge and thinks of another way to get the stabilizers to 170% seeing as Thamian seems determined to kill me*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2375

R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie!

why don't you just unplug the toaster that should do it.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2376

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What? That makes no sense what so ever!
*unplugs the toaster*
Hey it worked!


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2377

R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie!

just remember to plug it back in later


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2378

[...]

< Oh you mean the toaster in the BHPU suite? The one which has been used and is still in the BHPU suite? For shame, Commander! >


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2379

Ace Rimmer [pretending]


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2380

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian


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