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Post 2381

Existential Elevator


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Post 2382

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Post 2383

R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie!

speaking of which...Want some toast?


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Post 2384

*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale*

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Post 2385

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian


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Post 2386

Existential Elevator

*wonders onto the bridge*

Aren't we all dead yet? *taps foot impatiently*


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Post 2387

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

smiley - ermsmiley - skull I am but that always was the case!


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Post 2388

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*shrugs*


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Post 2389

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Appearantely not.


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Post 2390

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smiley - erm

So like is anything happening? To help avoid our impending deaths [well not Mort's, nach smiley - winkeye]?
As much as a skylight would be nice, I think this is getting a little silly.


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Post 2391

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Er, what was supposed to be happening anyway.


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Post 2392

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What about my hair? Can we keep to important matters?


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Post 2393

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Cat, your hair looks absolutely stunning. You're a barberers wet dream


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Post 2394

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Don't tell him that we will never get him away from a mirror for the next 5 days!

PS Cat - can I borrow those rather sexy cuban heel boots you wore yesterday?


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Post 2395

Existential Elevator

Damn! I had my eye on those!


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Post 2396

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<"You're a barber's wet dream...." Oh lovely Ace..Just when the smut factor couldn't get higher!>


Me???? Share my stuff with you?? What happens if hell freezes over and need to where them again?


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Post 2397

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

What the hell are you on about this time you vain person?


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Post 2398

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Listen, H-Bomb Face, just because you feel the need to strut around in understated armour does not mean that you cann't do it with styyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle, boy!


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Post 2399

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

I don't mind the style, its the pompous arrogance and vanity that even surpasses the standards of AJ Rimmer, that I mind.


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Post 2400

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You just listed all my best features!


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