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The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2341

R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie!

want some toast while your waiting?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2342

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*sigh*
what a guy...

now where can i find some kipper...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2343

[...]

*appears on bridge*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2344

[...]

*buffs shoes*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2345

Existential Elevator

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F121130?thread=325531&post=4995369#p4995369 > >


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2346

[...]

*struts out of the Bridge*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2347

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*runs in and stands infront of the drive computer*
Now we have to re-configure this, it wont be able to cope with the starboard thursters running on 47% more than before, also a large chunk of this rouge tin can is missing! We have to compensate for that.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2348

Khamsin

*follows him in*

smiley - yikes


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2349

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*taps some controls*
What's this ships overall inertia rating? could you check that for me please? *points to a small consol in the other end of the bridge*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2350

Khamsin

Yes Ace Sir...

*runs to the other end of the bridge*

*taps a few buttons*

that can't be right can it Ace Sir?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2351

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What can't be right?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2352

Khamsin

Well its different in all the sections of the ship, Ace Sir...

*looks really confused*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2353

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*runs in*
Did the cat come in here....


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2354

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*looks around*
No, I think he might be in the vents.
*looks at the consol*
Yes it is, probably due to the black hole, you have to combine the total inertia of all the sectors, take away the total gravitational value of the black hole and give me the result.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2355

[...]

*pins into room in white suit complete with uncreasable sleeves*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2356

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*sigh*
he will come out eventualy... or i will have to set up the trick mirrors...
*looks at new crew member*
have you had your shots? i dont think you have had your shots let me give you your shots...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2357

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

hay cat... llet me give you your shots now...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2358

[...]

Okay I'm ready.

*pulls on sleeve and it seperates from the shoulder*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2359

Khamsin

No I haven't had any shots...

*does the claculation* 380.3594400464


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2360

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*smiles and gives cat his shot*
there now that wasent too bad now was it?


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