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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Feb 27, 2004
want some toast while your waiting?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 27, 2004
*sigh*
what a guy...
now where can i find some kipper...
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 11, 2004
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*runs in and stands infront of the drive computer*
Now we have to re-configure this, it wont be able to cope with the starboard thursters running on 47% more than before, also a large chunk of this rouge tin can is missing! We have to compensate for that.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*taps some controls*
What's this ships overall inertia rating? could you check that for me please? *points to a small consol in the other end of the bridge*
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Khamsin Posted Mar 28, 2004
Yes Ace Sir...
*runs to the other end of the bridge*
*taps a few buttons*
that can't be right can it Ace Sir?
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Khamsin Posted Mar 28, 2004
Well its different in all the sections of the ship, Ace Sir...
*looks really confused*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*runs in*
Did the cat come in here....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*looks around*
No, I think he might be in the vents.
*looks at the consol*
Yes it is, probably due to the black hole, you have to combine the total inertia of all the sectors, take away the total gravitational value of the black hole and give me the result.
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*pins into room in white suit complete with uncreasable sleeves*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*sigh*
he will come out eventualy... or i will have to set up the trick mirrors...
*looks at new crew member*
have you had your shots? i dont think you have had your shots let me give you your shots...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
hay cat... llet me give you your shots now...
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[...] Posted Mar 28, 2004
Okay I'm ready.
*pulls on sleeve and it seperates from the shoulder*
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Khamsin Posted Mar 28, 2004
No I haven't had any shots...
*does the claculation* 380.3594400464
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*smiles and gives cat his shot*
there now that wasent too bad now was it?
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- 2348: Khamsin (Mar 28, 2004)
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- 2351: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 28, 2004)
- 2352: Khamsin (Mar 28, 2004)
- 2353: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 2354: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 28, 2004)
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