h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rushes in and examines the data banks. He opens up the folder on Dr Anthea*
Hmmmm... doctor liscence, "missing" (no suprise there), shoe size, 9...
DNA sample...




...inconclusive...

Oh my...


*screams and runs away*

< I'm on Starbug 2 bythe way >

*runs in with Bazookoid at the ready and checks video screens*
It's still in the medibay. Good.

*There is a quiet humming noise in the corner as Bob powers up again.*

*No-one notices.*

*Activates antistatic circuits and 8 months of accumulated dust fly off his casing.*

*Moves out from behind console.*

Squeak...whine...squeak...squeak...squeak...whine.

*Leaves for heading for Skutter's Garage.*

*No-one notices.*

*Enters.*

Squeak

*No-one notices.*

*notices bob*
Go away you little smegger!
*gets back to paranoingly checking the cameras*

*decides to do something and grabs bazookoid. Then spends several minutes in putting away the panic and saving it for later. After he has almost suceeded he runs towards the medibay*

*Gives Rimmer a two fingered salute as he leaves.*

*Opens panel in his casing. Fits toolkit attachments.*

Squeak

*Goes round Bridge fixing up all the busted equipment.*

Squeak.

*No-one notices.*

*runs past the bridge to his quarters*

*runs out the door after him and throws himself across the whole length of the corridor and pins SpAcEcAdEt to the floor*
Freeze spacecadet, you don't want to breach the security of the ship now would you? That's not the goddamn smegging, son of a gun one hell of a space corps cadet that I know. Now come on sun, be a good boy and fall in line and we'll haul off to Hoolapalooza once we're done!
*grabs him by the arm and helps him to his feet without letting him go*

[ah much better *headhurts gone* ]

*struggles gamely*

Come on sir give me a break, people like us dont belong here, and you should hear the crew talking about you. We should be generals sir! *evil gleam*

*keeps him in an armlock*
Now now old chum, that's not the spirit, come off it, I know you're kosher deep down old mate, lets do what the good, rather strikingly beautiful doctor and she'll do her job. Alright me old saucage?

Smeg you really have changed havent you? No perhaps we could come to an agreement of some sort, you dont happen to take bribes do you....? no? Worth a try, alright lead on then *bitter muttering*

Good man.
*lets go of spacecadet and walks behind him towards the medibay*

*goes back into the medibay*

< AJ's been watching (possibly having) episodes lately. Getting more like Ace everytime. >