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[...] Posted Sep 7, 2004
< Hey don't drag me into this! 
>
*small plastic fish flies past SpaceCadet's head then reels back in along the floor*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 7, 2004
*wanders in from medibay after getting bored of 
Anthea's torture*
What's going down in here then?
*Narrowly avoids being hit on the head by a plastic fish*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 7, 2004
We've established that nobody cares that the new technician stole TV I didnt even know I had
*throws his complaint slips over his shoulder in irritation*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2004
*walks in*
calm yourself cadet, if he took something of yours, you go right down there and take it back don't you? He's no match for you, you're the top notch of the space corps son!
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 7, 2004
*stands up* I warned him! He didnt pay attention! He has stolen from a fellow officer and burst into my cabin WITHOUT my permission, he *stops* what? just take it back? Oh well then I guess I'll just .... *looks confused* so he wont be punished or anything?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 7, 2004
Isn't being on board Red Dwarf punishnment enough?!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2004
Oh come one mort me old can of baked beans, that't not the Red Dwarf atitude, sure, she might be big old tin can with no brakes and three million years on the clock but she's alright!
And cadet, if you take it back, why punish him? I'm sure he'll learn his lesson. If not, I'll have to have a damn good talk with him.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 7, 2004
Oh come on, I mean..... Hang on I'm sure I heard him say he hasnt had any jabs from the good doctor yet! I'm sure he'd volunteer to go have them
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2004
I'm sure he would. You go on and ask him about and get your TV back and you wil have done your duty like the godamn son of a gun space corps iron balls you are.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 7, 2004
*puts on a pleasent smile* after all we wouldnt want him to catch something nasty not having the right jabs would we?
*wanders back to his cabin snickering under his breath*
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[...] Posted Sep 12, 2004
You guys are real conversationalists, you know that?
*Plays with fish on the end of the plastic toy rod*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 12, 2004
Guess we are all just stunned into silence by your overwhelmingly good taste in suits <winkeye.
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[...] Posted Sep 13, 2004
You should be! My suits have won Boxing awards for most knock-outs when I wasn't even in 'em! Woarghw!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 14, 2004
*falls out of an airvent onto the floor with a thud*
Ahhh!!
He wont leave me alone!
gosh that hurt...
there must be some morphene somewhere...
*hides behind mort*
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Khamsin Posted Sep 14, 2004
*drops skillfully out of the air vent not hurtin himself*
hi everyone... oh mort can you give me my medic back?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 14, 2004
please no... 
I would rather give myself a medical!!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 14, 2004
I could take care of both of you! i promise not to leave any scars.
Or alternatively we could watch Cat play with his plastic fish.
Doesn't he know that they aren't real?
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Khamsin Posted Sep 14, 2004
I don't think he has a clue...</>
well I won't mind
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- 2641: [...] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2642: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2643: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2644: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2645: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2646: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2647: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2648: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2649: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2650: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2651: [...] (Sep 7, 2004)
- 2652: [...] (Sep 12, 2004)
- 2653: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Sep 12, 2004)
- 2654: [...] (Sep 13, 2004)
- 2655: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 14, 2004)
- 2656: Khamsin (Sep 14, 2004)
- 2657: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 14, 2004)
- 2658: Khamsin (Sep 14, 2004)
- 2659: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Sep 14, 2004)
- 2660: Khamsin (Sep 14, 2004)
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