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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Oh... oh nothing....
I... just.... dont like your... proximity
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*stares carefully at Khamsin*
Now now khamsin, let's not do anything rash.
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Khamsin Posted Dec 18, 2004
I wasn't going to do anything rash ACE...
*whispers* so ACE do you want the codes for that camera?*/*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*hands over a pink 15-DD97/A to ACE*
From my personal collection sir, glad to be of help *sneers at khamsin and swaggers off*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*takes form and hands it to anthea*
Sign this and Khamsin can't touch you, it's a permition for the ship doctor to perform any number of any extremely painful surgical operations without anastethic without the patient's approval, just write Khamsin's name at the top and yours at the bottom and if he's got any self-preservation in him he won't do nothing to you.
*turns to spacecadet*
Cadet, make sure to hide all copies of these forms so Anthea can't get any more.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Oh thankyou ACE
*writes on it and signs the relevent place*
I'm shocked you dont trust me with more than one form though really i am... I do have a sence of restraint you know...
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*pops his head round the corner and salutes smartly*
Will do sir! I'll make it top of my priority list, just above getting my hair cut!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
Ahh Anthea, no matter how stunningly beautiful or charming you may be fact is a fact; you are psycothic.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Oh I'm so very flatterd that you noticed,
but i was told i would have to be to work on this ship you see ACE...
it was a prerequisit
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Khamsin Posted Dec 18, 2004
yes I know it was...
*snatches the form from her and tears it up, all without touching her*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
can i have another form please?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*appears around the corner brightly*
Why ofcourse doctor, Khamsin seems to have accidently disposed of that one
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Indeed he has SpaceCadet,
well spotted.
*takes another form signs it again then hands it to ACE*
*glares at khamsin*
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Khamsin Posted Dec 18, 2004
*glares at all three and hands a hair brush to the doctor*
you might want your brush back.. I borrowed it for DNA sam...
I mean I found it in the igloo
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
is there anything more i can do to him without braking ship protocall?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*grabs the form, signs it and keeps it in his pocket*
Doc, from now on you can legally change his sex if you feel like it!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Thank you Commander Ace!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
hehehe...
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- 2781: Khamsin (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2782: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2783: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2784: Khamsin (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2785: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2786: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2787: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2788: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2789: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2790: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2791: Khamsin (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2792: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2793: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2794: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2795: Khamsin (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2796: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2797: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2798: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2799: Khamsin (Dec 18, 2004)
- 2800: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 18, 2004)
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