h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*makes an oragami laser and starts pretending to fire it at Thamian*

It's clearly obvious what we need to do.

If you say that we should run then I will personally apply a plasma torch to your entire wardrobe.

He means it too *keeps firing paper laser at thamian making quiet sound affects*

haven't we even got an army of killer robots?

No. We've got me, the commander, and who ever else has weaponry skill.

oh I have weaponry skill if anyone gets me out of these hamd and leg cuffs the Doctor put me in *falls over*

*looks to Ace*

I'm actually quite a good shot, cowards need to know this sort of thing

I know how to pack a bazookoid without getting my suit greasy.

Does that mean that you stand a decent chance of hitting the enemy rather than the rest of us?

We have to hit they enemy????












Ofcourse I can dimwit

I wasn't talking to you, you nitwitted berk of a mindless, egotistic ninny.

Cat was the last one to speak and due to his nature of being vain and self-centered he is someone who I would not have expected to spend much time in combat or any other situation wherein a bazookoid would be in use.

Well I apologise for being in the near vicinity and assuming it was a general question to all of us!

I was specifically looking in Cat's direction!

Please fellas, let's stop this bickering, we got ourselves up in one jelly-buttered situation and I'm all out of marmelade. We need to think of something before things get out of hand. And I have an idea!

*grabs a bazookoid*

We need a distraction to get close to them. Perhaps if we pretended to abide by their whishes and give them whatever it is they want. From what little I know of GELF language it would seem Spacecadet was right,t hey want Thamian.

*turns to face thamian*

Well old tea-biscuit? You feel up to the task? Ready to endanger yourself for the sake of the crew? Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice? And I don't mean death...

I completely agree than thamian should go. Not biased, its just the right thing to do ( )

What sacrifice would this be? And I doubt it, but it might facilitate my earlier plan.

The sacrifice is, if we don't succeed in stopping the GELFs, you have to live out the rest of your life making love to a thing hairier than the entire Russian navy. And about twice as rough.