A Conversation for Red Dwarf

The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3081

[...]

*spins and leaps*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3082

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*sprawls*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3083

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*walks onto the bridge*


Hey-hey-hey! Arnie in the house!


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3084

Existential Elevator

*wonders why they didn't just take the lift*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3085

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Well I didn't want you to feel like I was using you.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3086

Existential Elevator

That's what they /all/ say.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3087

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Now stop that! Not everyone say that!



...wait, that didn't come out right.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3088

Trilbymonkey

*looks for crew...*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3089

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*spins round*
Blimey, where'd you come from?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3090

Trilbymonkey

i was trapped inside starbug 3. damn door...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3091

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

we really should get round to fumigating that...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3092

Trilbymonkey

cheek! i was running a routine diagnostic when the door shut on me and i was trapped for 3 hours with no-one to talk to but the scutters. and you know how chatty they can be....


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3093

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

perhaps disinfect the thing too...
just to be on the safe side....


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3094

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What?! Do you know how much disinfectant costs?! I'm not made of money you know!


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3095

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

soap and water?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3096

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Yes! Soap and water, you think water grows on trees?! And we need the soap for the no-soap radios!


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3097

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

can we send someone to rub it with a duster
or a bit of rag....


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3098

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

enoyevre si gems eht erehw?
ffo edom eserver
where the smeg is everyone?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3099

Terran

*Cough*... erm I don't know either. Ham sandwich?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 3100

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

yes please


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