h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So! The plan is still send Thamian to certain death while I finish filing my complaints *gets up and hobbles over to ACE with a file titled "Complaints Against Thanaris Thamian Meridian"*

Did you know he shot me in the leg too? and continuously threatens me and holds his pistol to my head? *points to sections in the file*

Yup, that's the plan.
*inspects the complaint form with growing shock for every point*

Wait a minute. Cadet, did Thamian REALLY make you clean the outter hull in a space suit while you were on fire inside of it?

*leaves room then comes back in with a different suit*

Great contribution there old buddy, the room was really starting to feel like last week's collection. And may I say, a smashing outfit! Bravo!

*nods gravely at ACE* And look! I still have a limp from where he shot me! And I have been offered no medical help! .....Admittedly in light of our doc that may be a blessing, but its the principal of the thing

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Right. So...

...what you're saying is, we hand Tham over, and we're out of trouble?




Why are we waiting?!

*sits up*

thats what I said! I think we should have a vote, a show of hands, who thinks we should hand over Tham?

*raises hand*

*transforms into an octopus and raises 8 hands*

*raises hand*
Cat?

*hides behind ACE and raises his hand*

*looks around* I'd say 11 votes is a fairly strong case people

So...... decision carried? Bye bye Tham? Oh happy day! ......... Because we're all going to be saved ofcourse, nothing to do with my inbuilt hatered of him after he shot me, no no NO

Of course not ...

I'll grab his ankles, you take his wrists?

*raises hand*

Sorry bud, just had to show my cuffs matched my lining.

*dives for thams wrists, misses and crashes into the control station behind making it beep in a frenzy*

*shuts off the control station and hands spacecadet some bandaid*
Here ya go old chum. Now I suggest we all jump on three, alrighty

One...

Two...

Three! *jumps*

*jumps as well*

*hops*