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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 2, 2007
interesting thought.................................
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Dec 2, 2007
Fluffy, I take it you've spoken to her about what she likes, asked her to show you what she likes etc?
Yes.
Not all women respond to the same stimuli... I've had some men claim I'm hard work and other men who can barely touch me without something happening...
Funny you should say that, she warned me she was "hard work" which is fine. I know how it was with the ex in that she was easy to get off and I got much feedback to the penis; may never be found again.
As it happens, we managed to go to bed at midnight, and sleep came into about 4am. And woke up at 8pm, with a "is it time for sex" question.
But we're meant not to be about just sex. 
After a chat last night we came to the opinion we're going for a relationship. This suits as she really is nice.
The problem is, so many from the net are there for one thing, and this could have gone that way too. We just happen to be having sex.
And sods law, after posting the above, it starts to get better.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Dec 3, 2007
Congratulations! Some relationships do develop slower somewhere, whether it's the 'togetherness' the emotiona fondness or the sex 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 9, 2007
sniff..... *peers around the door*.. anyone home?
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Beatrice Posted Dec 9, 2007
hey stranger, how's it going?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Dec 9, 2007
I was wondering where all the willy watchers were
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Dec 10, 2007
Hi Ya Aye beee....where've you been hiding. I've missed all the thigh slapping and blood curdling 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Dec 10, 2007
I been watching willies
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Dec 10, 2007
Might have guessed your cock radar would have been on full alert
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Dec 12, 2007
Well, if you cant see em coming, they tend to make a mess everywhere... 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 12, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Dec 12, 2007
yes dear, just like that...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Dec 12, 2007
Fortunately I've never had that problem
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jan 2, 2008
Psst...
Is squirting Real Dairy Cream inside a vagina a 'safe' thing to do?
http://www.anchorsquirtymoments.co.uk/realDairyCream/
Anchor Real Dairy Cream makes food tasty and fun. It’s the must-have ingredient in all the best parties; from kids’ birthdays to sensual soirees.
Well it is UHT.
As I know this bloke who was taken away for a post Christmas break (read dirty weekend), *cough*.
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nortirascal Posted Jan 2, 2008
Hmmmm, a whole new perspective on the Mars Bar party as a few of us 
rock fans would remember.
Isn't it supposed to be the other way round? Involving whipped cream and a cherry on top. I guess in these days of equal opportunities
, though I must admit I prefer mine natural and without extra garnish.......Lady bits I mean
.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jan 2, 2008
I would say too risky to try... you dont want to be putting any sort of air pressure in those places really... Can be too damaging for soft membranes. Bit like trying to squirt it down your eye... might be fun for a minute but, erm, nah, if you must, keep it external! Millions of people would probably get away with it, but I dont want to be one of the unlucky ones. You should never blow down there either if there's any sort of 'seal' being formed... It's extremely dangerous!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Jan 2, 2008
Honk, honk! 
I knew it was a mistake, which fool let you loose with a computer to terrorise us during the quiet evening patrols Robyn.
Arrrrgh, there'll be no peace now
Happy New Year to you and Zombie Dog.
Must be his turn now, please!!!!!!!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jan 2, 2008
'Is squirting Real Dairy Cream inside a vagina a 'safe' thing to do?'
Not withstanding Robyn's comment further on, the only issue I can see is if the lady has a predisposition to thrush A694541 - this might exacerbate it.
However, on the other hand, live yoghurt A317053 might be a good thing 
s off to experiment
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jan 3, 2008
Live yoghurt, yes... honey? Even better! Maple Syrup?? BEST!
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