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What can we blame 2legs for?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Started conversation Mar 9, 2005
What with all the Tony-ing going on, 2legs has forgotten who he is*. Given that he usualy gets blamed for everything anyway, I thought we could make a list of things to blame on him now, while he's trying to figure out who he is. Have it ready for him when he regains his senses.
So...what would *you* like to blame 2legs for?
*I told 2legs not to worry because we all know who he is, but that it's a secret for now - so don't spill the beans.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 9, 2005
I for one blaime him for the cold war.
What can we blame 2legs for?
I'm not really here Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for the fact that it's going to be really difficult (and expensive) for me to find childcare over the school holidays this year.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Serephina Posted Mar 9, 2005
i blame him for third world hunger and peeing on my curtains!
What can we blame 2legs for?
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for ALL hootoo breakdowns, it must be his fault! 
What can we blame 2legs for?
Whisky Posted Mar 9, 2005
Hmm, couldn't we just blame him for Life, the Universe and Everything...
(We could always re-name him 4
2legs)
What can we blame 2legs for?
Geggs Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for the fact that I'm not going to be able to watch the first episode of the new series of Dr Who, as I'm getting married on the day of broadcast, and so will be a little busy.
Geggs
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for my flu last week.
What can we blame 2legs for?
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 9, 2005
What can we blame 2legs for?
Orcus Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for the exit of the One true Bob and Nighthoover!
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 9, 2005
The fall of the Roman Empire? It was 2legs what done it!
What can we blame 2legs for?
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for the existance of coat racks!
What can we blame 2legs for?
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame him for the fact that my upcoming tests are going to be really hard and I can't seem to get down and study. Since he's a microbiologist, there is a vaguely rational argument for his involvement here.
What can we blame 2legs for?
KB Posted Mar 9, 2005
The animals in Animal Farm said it best - "4 legs good, 2legs bad". Blame him for everything I say!
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 9, 2005
I did have the animal farm version of my name at one point but now I just don't know who I am 
What can we blame 2legs for?
Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 9, 2005
That'll be 2legs' doing!
What can we blame 2legs for?
pdante' Posted Mar 9, 2005
To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over 
(no offence meant)
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 9, 2005
No offence? Have I offended someone? I was listening to that song the other day whips and chains and hand grenaids !
What can we blame 2legs for?
Baron Grim Posted Mar 9, 2005
Let see...
I blame 2legs for global warming (It ain't us 'merkins, our president done said so!)
Oh, and the plight of the working man in a post industrial world...
Oh, and I blame him for those candy wrappers that you just can't tear open even when you bite them.
Oh, yea.. and for badgering the witness!
What can we blame 2legs for?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 9, 2005
I blame 2legs for the existence of Chris Evans, and liver. And peeing on Serephina's curtains.
RF
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What can we blame 2legs for?
- 1: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Mar 9, 2005)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 9, 2005)
- 3: I'm not really here (Mar 9, 2005)
- 4: Serephina (Mar 9, 2005)
- 5: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Mar 9, 2005)
- 6: Whisky (Mar 9, 2005)
- 7: Geggs (Mar 9, 2005)
- 8: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 9, 2005)
- 9: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 9, 2005)
- 10: Orcus (Mar 9, 2005)
- 11: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 9, 2005)
- 12: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 9, 2005)
- 13: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Mar 9, 2005)
- 14: KB (Mar 9, 2005)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 9, 2005)
- 16: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 9, 2005)
- 17: pdante' (Mar 9, 2005)
- 18: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 9, 2005)
- 19: Baron Grim (Mar 9, 2005)
- 20: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 9, 2005)
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