h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my paranoia because I had Savoy Cabbage last night and it was lurverlay.

I Blame 2legs for eating all the pies

I blame 2legs for missing this last pie I've got, so I'll have to eat it myself.

No wait, that's a good idea - Good work 2legs

I blame 2legs for the forthcoming general election. And for Number Six putting cultural references in the brackets after his name.


Geggs

I Blame 2legs for election moderation on here.
I blame 2legs for the marrage of that bloke and that woman
I blame 2legs for iron filings.
I blame 2legs for sodium glyfacate.
I blame 2legs for the krebs cycle.
I blame 2legs for hot air baloons.

I blame 2legs for the continuing survival (endangered though it may be) of the Texas Attwater's Prairie Chicken. (The one Mike Nesmith of the Monkees used to go on about.)


(2legs has never hunted them or destroyed their habitat, you see... )

I blame 2legs for the plight of the wild Haggis.

The haggis isn't wild as such... it's actually a feral introduced species... but yes... it is 2legs' fault.

No. I refuse to believe that the Haggis isn't native to Scotland.
And I blame 2legs for this lack of belief.

Oh... they predate Scotland... They were introduced by a prehistoric tribe of south pacific pygmy meat farmers who were blown off course by a hurricane.

Nonononononono! The Haggis evolved from the Yonhairybeastieosaurus and was first hunted by the picts.
And I blame 2legs for evolution.

The South Pacific pygmy meat farmers predated the Picts.

The haggis were bred to taste good with sweet tangy tropical glazing... that's why it tastes so good with brown sauce.

Well, that certainly make sense. Is it true about the legs on one side being longer than those on the other side, so that they can walk around the side of a mountain?


Geggs

Absolutely... the volcanic mountains of their homeland.

I blame 2legs vulcanism and its effect on tranplanted species of migratory meat products.

I blame 2legs for Count Zero's continued spouting of these vicious lies.

I turn my back on you sir!

its all my fault I blame me for all my social inadaquacies.
I blame 2legs for speling adaquacies incorrectly.

I blame 2legs for my lack of readily available Scottish Ale... I blame my vicious lies on that lack.

(Actually I have to blame the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commision for that...those BAS**RDS!)

I blame 2legs for crappy Scottish accents in Hollywood films.

AYE! Yeh Tek tha bakhhh. Yeh, dinnae wut yrr sayin'


Oh, sorry, I was momentarily channelling Groundskeeper Willie.


I blame 2legs fer ma easily supernaturrally contrrollable psyche.


I blame Groundskeeper Willie for inventing the euphamism for the french, "Cheese eatin' surrender monkeys".

I blame 2legs for existing.
I blame 2legs for George W. Bush.
I blame 2legs for Tony Blair.
I blame 2legs for that thermal detonator I found down my trousers.
I blame 2legs for religion.
I blame 2legs for there not being enough Thingism.