Jacks state to day is... swinging to later

My life's goal is not to leave a mark("Its not as easy as you think") see!!!

i've been looking at this h2g2 thing and i've decided to stay for a while and investigate, as there more to this bit of the galaxy than first appears.

Thanks to Bethany ((2+4+7)*2)+7+9 = 42 as i'm not too good at maths

These are things that I like, not in order of preferance

• Tee shirts'n'jeans
• size 9 trainers or flipflops
• Glasses
• My New Bike
• A dog
• Pockets
• A Large Cup of EG Tea
• A Good Toaster
• Clean Underwear
• A large newspaper or book
• A pen or pencil
• Radio 2 or 4 and the Asian network
• My Brithday and its assoicated card with money
• Hiding, I'm very good at hiding
• My Tool Box
• My Crayons also my new paint box
• My Camera
• A Towel
• Car
• House
• misses
• friends
• Socks
• A hat
• A Beach or Wood
• Alcohol
• Sunshine
• My Anglepoise Lamp
• My feet
• Glasses, My Spare Pair
• My Computer
• My New Note Book and pencil
• Americans, As they allways make me smile
• Ozzytrailans, they make me smile too!

i'll be adding to this list later

And now the dislikes, these are not in order of any preferance

• Any type of authority
• Tight shoes
• The Clergy, dosen't matter which strain, the whole lot!
• Flip Top Pedal Bin's
• Public Service Anouncements
• Brifcases
• Smart asses
• Ill Fitting Teeth
• Marmite
• Ozzie Wine
• Brifcases
• Architect John Nash (1752-1835)
• Radio 1
• Dog's that fart and then blame you
• Family (Local Type)
• Christmass and the New Year
• Odd Bins
• TV Programmes
• CD Burners that don't burn
• C**P Software
• Computer Cables
• Computers That Smoke Then Blow up And Die
• Hope, any type of hope
• Happy people
• Her Next Door
• Family The Ones That Come Only At Christmass , Armed Only With A Smile, with no Food or Drink
• That Piece Of Fluff That gets Stuck In Your Belly Button
• Cutting My Toenails
• Anyone That Says "Why Don't You Grow Up"
• Sanctimonios traffic Wardens With Ill Fitting Uniforms
• Brithday Cards (The Type With No Money In Them)

And now the things that I really, really hate!

• My Bloody Pointless Circumcision
• Speed Cameras
• Being a machanic
• Those Speical People that Change....

Yours......... The Reverand Jack Russell


• Life can be very trying at times and it's one of those times, right now, this very instant. So i'm trying to relax here! Thank you!