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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation Aug 17, 2011
Hiya. Please excuse the impersonal nature of this cut'n'pasted message - I've got to get through about 150 of them tonight. 
Sometime in the last decade or so you expressed an interest in volunteering for the Guru scheme. If you're still interested (or if you actually are a Guru 
) could you please pop over to A86854413 and let me know. There's a fuller explanation over there.
Thanks,
Peet
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 20, 2016
Morning, sorry for being so late in responding to your message, i just sobered up after a "bit of a session" Now what is it your up to! 
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