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Did anyone see this Documentry last night on BBC3. It was about a mans jounrey to come to terms with his small penis.

Me and my sisters came to the conculsion that we really weren't bothered about penis size in men.

What do other people think? Does it matter?

What about a man without a penis at all? Or one so small you can't have sex the usual way?



Andromeda

Not a really big issue for me, (oops, sorry about the expression.)

its not really a problem for me.

i know my friends sometimes complain if a guy is too large because it can hurt but ive not heard any other complaints before.

i suppose breaking up with a guy and then telling them they are really small will knock there confidence.

i didnt know it was on.though not the be all and end all i do think size matters..

What man will ever forget the three cruelest words 'Is it in'

The first thing that comes to mind with a small penis is that condoms don't fit. And if condoms don't fit, then it's not going in so that question won't come up!

About 12 years ago the BBC showed a short documentary called Dick, which was quite entertaining. It was basically (full-frontal) shot after shot of penises with women commenting in the background. I can't remember the name of the director (a man) but he said he made the film in order to 'demystify' penises.

I wonder why condoms don't come in sizes. Surely it's not only small penises that would be affected by the one-size-fits-all present situation - I reckon a man with an extremely large penis would find a too-tight condom quite painful.


az

Got to admit that size has never been an issue for me - but then out of my relatively small pool of previous partners , only one had a less than generous helping. I was more disappointed at his lack of skill than his lack of size!

So, size doesn't matter, it is what you do that counts

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I think they do. There is definitely a mm diameter size on the boxes(if they only come in one size why bother sticking the sizes on the boxes?...no more explanation being given to why I know this...def no boasting either!

Whether it is an urban myth or not, in Japan and such Asian places the condoms are smaller due to men being smaller from some evolutionary quirk.

I'm fairly indifferent to penises and indeed, sex generally. It's a nice thing to do ocassionally, but then so is going to the seaside.

The other urban myth is that there is a kite mark on condoms.

Maybe if it was indifferent you wouldn't be

Thre *is* a kite mark on condoms.

There are no sizes on the ones I've got, but I can't imagine any man wanting to advertise his small willy by buying them.

I've never found it

New - with kite marks. For HER satisfaction...

B

You're probably using dodgy cheap imported stuff, WA. Don't blame me when the inevitable happens

Noggin

"Don't blame me when the inevitable happens"

Oh, so it's you who sells them.

B

There was a website posted in Ask not so long ago about custom made condoms.

It has seemed that condoms come in different sizes, but that seems to be more of a brand difference than actual sizes. Kind of like the way clothes are a size fourteen in one shop, a ten in another, but they are both called twelve.

Hey, where's this shop you can get size 10 penises from?