h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*yawns*

Tis true tis true... mind we all have differnt ideas of what that* kind of person is that we would go to bed with... and differnt levels of stringency regarding as to how much a stickler one is to abide by such a thing
Checklist.
1. is he/she breathing?
2. Is he/she sensiant and conscious (issh),
3. Is she/he awake, sober (ish), un-drugged up (ish)
4. Will I regrette this in the morning/tomorrow.
5. How desperate am I.

Well, put it this way, I've seen people, friends and otherwise, sleeping with people who they then regret spending the night with ('How do I get rid of him/her!?' is a phone call I have had more than once!)... So actually people WILL sleep with people they wouldnt necessarily spend time with and it usually ends in awlkwardness at the least and i dont like to think of worst-case scenarios.

My 'rule' is just common sense and turns one from an 'easy cheap slapper' into a woman who takes what she wants and stays in control of herself and the situation, IMO.

I would never call you easy.

It's been attempted. I asked the namer to explain to me why a woman cant have whichever and however many sexual partners she chooses, so long as they are consenting, without being 'easy'. I then mentioned that they were probably jealous because I wasnt being 'easy' for them and maybe if they looked around they'd see I have not only standards, but taste too...


hehh...

After just three days, six messages to me, four in return including confirmation, I'll be on a date tommorow.

She has been pre-warned, even I doubt my motives. She's named the pub, it's that easy.

Have fun and do something leftfield and random, see how she reacts

Like, I dunno, suggest you go play House of the Dead III at an arcade... Shooting zombies with a pump action shotgun usually sorts out what sort of a girl you have with you!




Well, I would do something like that anyway, but I get so BORED on dates!

Something random? I could ignore her, and then next day say it was part of some BSM thing. - I'm only a learner.

If you think it would be conducive...

Maybe not.

She is older than me, and more Pong than Wii never mins Space Invaders, and as for Zombie shoot'em...

*pouts* Now I wanna Zombie shooing girly.

We're relatively few and far between but we do exist. Try forbidden planet, hobby shops and comic vendors

Thinks that's a film?

*Turns into Moss and Googles "Forbiden Planet"*

Oooooooh!

Goes straight to Vinyl Toys found the perfect gift for 2legs:

"Horvath's 12 Inch Bossy Bear Figure."

Great t shirts, Slaine in big book form, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Marvel Zombies! Giant gremlin models! Zombies The boardgame (ace game!)... I love that place!

*dah-dah-dah* Date report...

I have nothing to report beyond the date started at 8pm and me geting home the following 4am.

Ah but was it percolated or instant?

There was a little bean shaking, yes.

Oooh... Just makes me think of Anthony Head... Have you ever heard him sing? Lovely warm voice...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8QYfeO8o4Q

Can we go back to Zombie zapping?

Mr. Head singing demonstrates the prudence of: just because you have one should you really use it? The subject, one, can be applied to many things that have come up (or not) in conversation.