h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>> I'd probably find it a real inconvenience when putting jeans on <<

Yet somehow we manage!

Almost as much of a problem as men would have doing up a shirt over those pesky !

I have met some very irresponsible ladies when it comes to contraception.

Me: "Do you have any contraception?"
Her: "No. I can't take the pill."
Me: "Nothing, then? OK, I've got a condom."
Her: "I don't like condoms."
Me: "Tough! I'm wearing one."

OK, I paraphrase the conversation somewhat, but, honestly, that is a fair representation of it...can you believe that? Oh, and btw, it wasn't that she didn't want sex!

RF

Wow!!! You permanently wear a condom? I am impressed. What happens when you need a pee?

zdt

he's optimistic!

no, just ready

Yes,you never know when it will be your last!

Always on stand by for action!

"What happens when you need a pee?"

Perhaps it's an extra strong stretchy one for travelling, so you just go when you feel like it and empty it later!

AKA a colostomy bag.

JT

I have heard of *cough* re-usable extra strong condoms.... maybe this is an additional use?

I find the idea of reusable ones to be honest.

RF, my hubby once accidentally trapped his willy in his jeans when hurriedly zipping them up . Since then he's decided that briefs are the way forward as they hold everything up securely rather than letting them hang around, so to speak.

And I get around fastening shirts around my by mostly wearing jumpers or T-shirts . Though finding things that do fit flatteringly over the bosom area can be a challenge when most of the clothes available are designed for size 8 women with .

Well, they used to made of sheep appendices... that useless bit of gut, you know.

But how anyone could stand the thought even, of sheep gut up your private parts, and re-used at that!

Blessed be the one who invented the copper coil - at least for the Monogamous ones.

Hear hear

When I was around 16 and my grandad took me aside and told me about the "act" as he put it Ho Ho little did he know..... he showed me a Condom, i thike it was his spare one anyways he was doing something that was not done in his generation, back to the point the condom was in a black box, in side was a condom unravilled, and in the instructions, was how to wash it out and lightly talc the rubber and generally care for it, just how coolio was that, now its lubed up, coiled like a spring ready for use , and women complaing about sponaity..... emagining having to wait to roll it up before you could do the "act"

I just can't emagin just how much embarrisment my grandad went through trying to teach me the facts about bonking, the bloke was one of those quiet blokes, worked hard all his life, had two weeks holidays, council house, 2 kids, died young, never reached his full potintal , so i'm going to have a pop at reaching mine and my kids too.. as should each and every one of us!


*cough's* sorry

Yes thank God for modern Sex education-------things have certainly moved on. Sadly so has the increase of STDs.

Wattaray

I was never told anything by my parents and as such believe I was a slow developer - didn't really know what girls (let alone sex) were about, except what I learned in the playground and in my dad's magazines I found.

JT

My parents were reasonably open about such things, so it never really bothered me...

Our science teacher at school was really good. He went into the mechanics of it all, and then when discussing STDs made the point that you could view sex as something fun that people do, and be careless about protecting yourself... but he personally preferred that it was something special between two people.

When i was about 11 I asked my mother why they said "Virgin" mary, what actually does "virgin" mean?

She slapped me round the head & screamed "It's what you will be till the day you marry my girl, or i will kill you first"

This was incredibly helpful. Anyway, i seem to have proved her wrong.

zdt

I again have to report to the "members" of this thread a small but nessary fact!

Yet again the tip of my penis has changed shape, the ridge has become more pronounced and the scar has had a increase in sensitivity, as has the rest of it over the past 2-3 months its got back to normal, (feeling, sensitivy wise)

still smiling

RJR

Friend of a friend being interviewed over the phone for medical insurance related to scuba diving.

Name, age, marital status, number of kids (3) etc etc.

Then a few further questions on:

"Have you ever had unprotected sex?"

Well , where did the kids come from if he hadn't?!

Apparently, the girl on the other end of the phone couldn't understand what the contradiction was. And also, if you admit to having had unprotected sex - even if the only results are 3 children - your premium goes up.

Mol

"Friend of a friend" eh! and on the penis thread too....... who would have thought......................


sorry just tickled me pink