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Unprotected sex? how irrasponsible mind... thinking about it... it wasn't till fairly recently (last four or five years), I ever used a condom well.... Previously I were sleeping exclusively with the Female of the species... and they all semed to be on 'the pill' I'm a lot safer and highly unlikely to have unprotected sex (without a condom) these days and me... a scientist en all

Now wash your hands, Rev Jack

I thik its the first time that, that pharase has been use on this thread

Can someone tell me how to get this condom off? I'm bursting for a pee!

RF

Ah, the old, old problem. As one end expands, the other contracts. Need to borrow a pin?

cut it off with a razor blade

Or rub it off, (you may need some help)

Naaaaaaa..... the best way to get it off is by using suction....

Do you recommend Hoover or Dyson

careful,you only want the condom off!

The competition for who can continue the joke of confusing a present and a future participle when they are vernacularly identical is now closed. We thank you all for participation, and the winner will be sent an everlasting condom.

RF

I imagine he recommends nighthoover.

The competition for explaining Reddyfreddy's post in Plain English is now open.

made from an old cycle inner tube?

I just dropped my leg I wasn't thinking of having to use any electronic device in order to create suction Unusually though n i g h t s u c k e r n i g h t h o o v e r

My post was not made from an old cycle inner tube, and I resemble the imputation that it was.

RF

It was a *new* cycle

You could always try the "change a letter thread"!

Recently started certain activities with my girlfriend, and would like to know which type of comdom is best.

(back to the serious smut stuff)

One with only one hole in it

I've used many different types, and brands, of condoms over the years.

Can't say I've noticed any difference between them, actually. They do the job - keep sperm away from ova - but apart from that, no real preference. It's all marketing. They really are "One size fits all".

Most recently I've used Boots brand. No different to branded ones at twice the price. No-one got pregnant.

RF

Yet.....



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