h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that is a true thing, but its not good to be too clean.... well on this thread anywhoos

Dildo peeps.

2legs, you do realise we are all blaming you for bringing the site crashing down don't you?

As to willies, angles & twitchy stuff, it's been my experience that angles seem to be between Midday & 1'o clock & that all willies twitch if you so much as glance in their direction. Not sure if this is under the conscious control of the owner or not.

By the way, i can dispel the myth that the angle decreases as the man gets older (unless i have just been particularly lucky!)

zdt

*looks down at a disappointing 25 to 6*

Hey Ho....

*tries to work out which way round the clock face is being calculated from* Moi? Moi fault? probably s off before the site crashes again

My missus has been playing "three blind mice" on my "recorder" this afternoon, it took some time but she finialy got the hang of the tune

What tune do you like played on your "recorder"


RJR

Well I never realised geometry and music were involved. Physics of course - trajectory, friction etc.

I must check out angles next time the opportunity arises

Criction?

?? sorry

You're a sad lot ......measuring angles with a protractor

As long as it feels good and works.......who cares what angle it's at ......

Next thing you know, us girls will be doing the pencil test on our & huddling in a dark corner going!

Poor lambs, they can't help it....

zdt

pencil test??

Mine's still a wrecked angle, whichever way you look at it.

I care what angle i've got, its something else to worry about, being unable to hold your towel in the mornings, whilst leaving your hands free to have a wash of the face

Why are men so competitive about the size of their appendages? Does it make them less of a man in their minds if it's not as big as the bloke peeing next door in the gents?

yes!

Yes. Which is why you often find us in the gents comparing sizes, and holding them next to each other to see which is longest. This is why men take so long in the toilet.

RF

I've got visions of a willy shaped towel peg now ...........

Make the most of it!

So that's it, is it? I often wondered ......if we women sat there comparing our 'bits' in the ladies along with all the gossip we have to get through, then we'd never get out...........

well i thought thats what women done, gossip about mens bits