h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

......you may be surprised to learn that we don't stand in the loos comparing our mens bits......we have far more important things to blather about

Do you men stand around comparing notes about us ladies???

Only if they play in a 4-4-2 squad, and have just broken their 5th metatarsel.

yeah 4-4-2, really should be playing a sweeper if were playing on the conintant!

I once played in the four four two position, though personally the three three three was more comfetable and everyone got to enjoy all aspects of it... hang on... you werne't talking about sexual positions with multiple people were you?

Men only obsess about their willy if its lacking in my experience

Which brings the conversation back round to the orignal question - sparked by that bloke with the really short one that had an enlargement on it!

How do you know that you've got a small one, though? I mean, there aren't many places that you can make a comparison, as a bloke. (Contrary to previous postings, us guys *do not* compare size when we're at the urinal...)

RF

well you might hear "oooooOOOooOOo that porcelain is cold" if its a big'un!

Hmm good question. I suppose you just 'know' if it seems normal, bigger or whatever

Nope. We live in ignorance, except from what ladies tell us, or if it's really small, what the doctor says.

Yeah, but how do you "know"? there is no objective way of telling. The sources of information are: the showers after PE at school; urinals in pubs; prawn films; what girlfriends tell you.

None of these are particulary reliable sources, I have to say.

RF

*Sigh* Sweeties, all things are possible via the internet.

http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/

Now, let's get those tape measures out & set up a nice honest willy thread chart shall we?

zdt

If you fling it over your shoulder when it's not in use, it's probably a bit larger than ordinary.

*goes to find the tape measure

Well, that site is only Americans, and everyone knows they all have small willies.

RF

Proof RF, we want proof! Let's get some statistics going.

zdt

Photos are available on my website:

http://www.blimeythatsabiggun.com

RF

zdt

Thanks for the link. I feel quite smug now

I've got a new girlfriend. Am I still qualified to be here, considering that I'm not getting any actual Penis action?

It's ok BEG, we're running a penis replacement service while engineering works take place outside Watford.