h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....and the attitude of the nurdling phlange.


(Rambling Sid Rumpo spins quietly in his grave)

Yeah yeah yeah, who knows why it got barred..........it was after my comment so maybe I'm to blame........I won't lose any sleep over it though.

Can a guy go to sleep whilst still inside a woman..oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Wattaray

Yes but it loses its rigidity

Nothing a splint and sticky backed plastic couldn't cure.

That'll be when Blue Peter started making marital aids then?

and heres one we made earler lol

Now there's an idea. An adult version of BP

Obviously the 'holiday' would be a trawl around drinking establishments or red light districts.

and this year we're collecting milk bottle tops for :

1 - Funding beds in Geordieland's Newcastle Brown Hospital Ward. Just 500,000 tops buys an IV line.
2 - Helping 30,000 prostitutes survive the bleak winter months. 50,000 bottle tops buy thermal insoles for stilletoes.

.......

any more suggestions viewers?

Just thought I'd link you all to a place I occasionally frequent, when I want a laugh.

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_sex

OOhhhhhh you are a scummy man.........anyways it's all good fun here. I want to have fun, hard when the other half's at work on long shifts......he he he.

It seem we Brits have a sheltered sex life compared to our European colleagues........oooooooh I need lessons. Bonjour

Wattaray

Dildo everyone! Haven't been around much recently...how are you all?

>> Can a guy go to sleep whilst still inside a woman <<

Reminds me of an old joke: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

You can go to sleep with a light on...

RF

Dildo all (goodness me I'd almost forgotten about that(are we bringing the hole back too?))

Am good, happy Girly has marked me but I sort of like itit makes me feel like I'm hers. It's on my shoulder so none will see it.

*looks to see that not him isn't around anywhere*

*starts digging hole again*

Dildo All -

A farmer near me tried to grow a field of dildos.

After 3 months he got squatters

Bring back the hole!

I like hole.

RF

Here we are then dear.....

http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/d5/e1/e2_2.JPG

zdt*always ready to please*

Dildo all peni people just been out to pub... got back, and had breckfast/lunch/dinner perhaps I should have eaten something earlier today now very bored.... with not a penis in sight (well cept my own natch) bored bored bored serious lack of debauchery going down here

Well, here's something to combat the boredom. My post which was modded (7259) has now been reinstated, having been slightly rephrased.

Cagney & Lacey are out on parole.

zdt

Of course one does speak like that in msn all the time Cagney, I never understood the problem with it in the first place

Indeed, Lacey. Oftentimes one has distinct difficulties comprehending the linguistic nuances of the lower classes, but "noblesse oblige" eh what?

It is such a problem finding decent servants these days, civil or otherwise. As for laundering ones doileys & ensuring they are sufficiently stiff, well, quite frankly i despair.

zdt