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Erm, no, but I proffer large s and s. Blimey, you're having a right bad time of it. Real, genuine, sincere .

'fankoo

Try the Mirena Coil.....less chance of PID + better at staying in. I think oral contraceptive best though, but u gotta take it. Also u could go for Depo provera injections- they do dry your periods out though. ooooooohhhhhhhhh honey.

Wattaray

"well i was told once, "never put a pink end in a pink hole, if its been in a brown one first" "

Bit late picking up on this part of the thread, but just been reading some back-posts.

I have to say that I have have never been inclined to put my pink end in a brown hole, due to what is generally found up there.

Does anyone (hetro or gay) actually go in there bareback and how do they feel about putting their willy in poo?

Am I being strangely square about this?

JT

"I think oral contraceptive best "

Didn't know you could get pregnant from a blow-job!

Sorry - just being silly on a friday afternoon.

JT

Umm I did say in my post I was having copper coil as I've tried everything else! I wouldn't recommend depo provera to anyone, the side affects are definately not worth it! 'getting over them at present'

hi and hello

Like to report that me and missus had a bit of a tussle last night nice too, but this morning again i have had a condom rash, we have tryed to change brands but it seems to be folowing us from brand to brand, any one out there had this sort of prob??

RJR

With latex allergy so common, I wonder why silicone rubber condoms aren't more advertised. Are there any at all? (Says the copper coiled monogamous one...)

Yep they irritate me awfully Its not always thhe latex though, can be the lubricant ,colouring , anything at all!

Have you tried Mirena Coil, or Progesterone only pill. If all else fails + you don't want more kiddies, what about sterilisation???????? No compliance issues there.


Wattaray.

I've now been advised against all hormonal contraception, (yes the mirena is hormonal) and we're both far too young to be sterilised n want more children anyway.

I can't use hormonal contraception either, so I know the hassle...

I'm using something called Persona, which monitors my hormones (via doing urine tests for one week every month) and basically acts to predict ovulation, and then it flags these days up as "red days" i.e. extremely high risk of getting pregnant. Still means you have to use condoms if you want to have fun on red days, but it at least shows up the green days which are low risk.

The downside is you need relatively stable periods to be able to use this safely, so I dunno if it'd work for you too.

That might be worth looking at once I've stabled
out from the depo provera

Hmmm, reminds me of the old joke:

"What do you call people who use the rhythym method?"


ans: parents

Good luck with your choice.

Abnd that reminds me of a lesbian joke:

what do you call a girl with long fingernails?

single!

Oh nice one BEG!!!

"Works with males also"

zdt*feeling evil & frustrated*

Right i have to ask a question, now most of you lot know the prob's me and the missus had, over the question of my circumcision..... she pronounced she did'ent like it when she saw it..... so then for the pass few weeks she.... ...... well lates just say she's changed her mind and also she has said on more then once that it might need a bit more off???? any thoughts


RJR

Need a bit more off? Blimey... I'd say it's your bit, how do you feel with it as it is at the moment? Is it still causing any problems for you, or have they all been more or less solved? Unless you medically need more off, I'd leave it well alone....

I know the old joke about the rhythm method, but short of using condoms *all* the time for the horizontal samba, which isn't much fun, what else was open to me? Besides, as we're looking at starting a family soon-ish, me getting pregnant wouldn't be bad

they bring a male pill out thats a whipppeee to us women we won't have use boring rubbers no more as the mens stuff will be all dryed up

A male pill now that sounds really coolio, and for us blokes then!