h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jumps back into the conversation, having only read a teeny little bit of the backlog*

Sorry all, ran into a spot of bother after I got caught hootooing at w*rk, so this is the first time I've been able to hootoo at home for a while. If I hootoo at w*rk I'm probably risking the sack . RL is rather busy at the mo as well, so all in all I'm not a happy .

Terri, hope your knee gets better soon . I'd make sure he runs around after you now! .

Aye Bee, you can't be keeping your willy occupied enough... they do tend to escape when they get bored. Personally, I find the only thing that works is making sure they get regular exercise . Make 'em too tired to go wandering, if you know what I mean.

Though... if it was on its way to Tescos, do you reckon you could train it to do your shopping for you as well? That'd be worth it, I reckon...

s'ok
it came back
bless it
it had indian meal for 2, pack of jaffa cakes and 2 tops and a super saver pack of knickers .. all for me

i take it all back.

it's on the sofa now beside me making eye at me lol

indian meal and jaffa cakes.. the man in an angel.. i love him too i think

you make sure you treat him right now aye bee... men like that are hard to find....

so terri and aye bee meet another bad knee sufferer...ME...ta da.... left one..fell down stairs many years ago..cracked it..limped for 18 months..now arthritis setting in

that was during an argument with ex so a man is again responsible... i rest my case.....what case you ask? that men are no good for our knees damn them all..except ones with very big thick willys...

all my fault I'd guess

I've just skipped 500 posts of backlog. Is 2legs off the stairs yet?

Lewd public acts .. well, funnily enough, DH was reminiscing fondly only the other evening about a liaison we had at Virginia Water, many years ago. I don't know if the group of riders who passed us noticed what we were doing. Probably not, given the terribly well-bred nature of the area.

And daughter number one arrived in the living room complaining that she couldn't sleep, as we were reclining post-coitally in front of the fire at the weekend. Luckily she hadn't heard anything, but the trouble with having kids wandering around the house late at night is that any lewd act might suddenly be "in public" when we thought we were in private.

Mol

indeed!!
i heard tittering from the top of the stairs last time i was in a 'clinch' on the sofa

like you say, lucky i heard the tittering before any more buttons got undone.. i'd never hear the end of it from my 5 and 6 year old boys..
as it was i got.

mummy.. you were KISSING last night. ewwwwww, i'm NEVER gonna kiss a gurl..ewwww

(mental note, lock kids in bedroom at bedtime)




not getting much back on the outdoor activity lads. tame to say the least. i expected more from you sordid lot!!!

Doing it in public, eh?

Well, many years ago, when my favourite ex-husband and I were still together, we were at an after show party in Belfast's Grand Opera House. And after several drinks we decided to sneak off down to the orchestra pit (well, that was his office, really). Unbeknownst to us, our absence had been spotted, and when we finished we were treated to a round of applause from the balcony . So not just any old audience, but a celebrity audience .

We took a bow and rejoined the party.

good lord..
morto for ya.. (dublinism for mortified)

hard to beat that one

I've had a few 'you can't like girls, cause I like you's from guys, but not many.

As for looking after pussys in the south of france, can I join the party?

>> or is this a 'what goes on tour, stays on tour' scenario?? <<

Yes. Your only choice is to come on tour with us.

RF

So that would be a Tour of France?

That was bloody terrible.

Hiya RF

Have you recovered from 'THAT' w'end yet?

I've recovered...I take it you found your way "home" with no probs? Yes, I'm so recovered I've even organised another one for next weekend - not quite so many attendees: A8589801.

RF

That isn't this* weekend is it? the weekend after should be Hop-a-doodle-do

The actual meet-up is on Friday 27th. January. 2006. Common Era.

Ireland- and France-resident researchers welcome too!

RF

Don't think I'll be able to make the 27th......bit short notice for me and I'm skint too

Put my name down for the summer meet tho

Will do... though it'l be a few months relaly I guess before we start or I start and put up the meet pages for the summer... unles anyone wants me to begin ultra* early January is turning out to be a quiet front on the peni way of things looks like its not going to be until the first weekend of febuary when I can travel off to see my well.... of course.... who knows what we might get up to in London next weekend actually hmm... maybe.... Ooo wonder if I could gain interest from those popping along next weekend for a trip out shopping in the morning/afternoon

hello there tsarina... long time no see.... wondered what the dickens had happened to you...then some aussie guy told me about your offices closing down....

where are you working now??? are they planning to demolish westgate street? seems as if they're pulling everything else down in town..the hayes is a bit of a night mare these days...

so anyway do tell how the other hootooers are in person....tell me all about 2 legs i won't tell a soul it will be our secret.. honest...

and where are the party snaps to be found?? when you all organise a meet closer to wales i might just pop along

Party snaps are here: F2688148?thread=1986304

You might need to trawl through the chat a bit.

RF