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Other than the legs...? Ehh...They make me laugh? Other than that, not so much. It's just the legs really. Not interested in elbows or pores or anything else.

Try & sneak a photo of the Funny Legs & amuse the rest of us!!!

zdt

Hmmm...interested in legs...he(?) has 2 of them presumably?



It's 2legs!

RF

Meh. The only picture I have of ye funny legs is one of them and they are kind of between mine. oh, and I have another one, but the ass is also kind of on show. And she wouldn't be ecstatic about me showing you guys what she looks like either.

Unless!! I could cut the top half of her body off the picture (it's nothing special, she's too skinny up there) and link you guys to a different picture which I will post...somewhere. Let me get back to you.

evening peeps
thought you'd all be at the meet.. isn't there one this weekend?

i dont have a thing for legs really. i love Deltoid muscles!! (studied anatomy , cant think of anything else to call them except that bit between the neck and shoulder.. specially if they are strong and muscular)

and nice big rounded arms and shoulders.. rugby player physique!mmmmmmm...
apart from that i'm not fussy)

The meet was yesterday

Ooh dear, someone suffering from "postmeetitis"?*pats Seraphina very gently, wipes fevered brow, administers painkillers.

Are there photos of the meet?

Hmm; body stuff.With men i am incredibly predictable, like them tall, long haired, androgynous, definitely not muscly or plump; though actually viking is definitely stronger & chunkier than most others have been, plus (te he) is recently gaining tubbiness, which is distressing him greatly; i have pointed out that "zapping" with the remote control is not exactly aerobic exercise.

Women: much more varied, it's not such a physical thing as personality & factor.

We need more smut on here.Me & Helen were talking earlier about "strange shaped willies i have known"; as one does "more tea vicar?" this could be a good little convo. She is a true friend, is going to look after my pussy while i am flat on my back, come & visit me & has lent me "Working: my life as a prostitute" (Dolores French) to entertain me whilst i am out of action.

zdt

I will come and look after your pussy.

Oh, the possibilities in that sentence are almost endless!

RF

Well you did say you wanted smut!

Hmm, smut. There;s no smut in my life recently!

I applied a bit of smut the other day, but got very little back in return.

All offers of help with looking after my pussy gratefully recieved, form an orderly queue please.

zdt

Do you mind if I give that one a miss?

Well I got sent a link to a picture on a friend's site of me and funny legs, and it looks a bit smutty... I also now have pictures of said legs. If anyone wants to see, they have to say I won't post a link that nobody is interested in.

Miss who? Is she nice? Does she know you have volunteered her for this job?

zdt

I will come and look after your pussy whilst you're flat on your back.

RF

Nobody interested? Are you forgetting what we're like round here?

Lllllleeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggggssssssssssssssssss.

With your reputation RF?

What do you mean? I always look after pussies entrusted to my care...

RF

Well here's the link to the legs...

http://photobucket.com/albums/e295/justforpenipeeps/

I made an album just for you guys.

Blimey! That looks like a party I'd've liked to have been at!

RF

It was certainly very fun. Lots of lightweight dancers with a lot of alcohol sloshing around them...