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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jan 11, 2006
strum away strum away
actually my brother was quite a promising musician years ago... wrote his own lyrics and tunes.. and he tried a banjo out..can't remember how he fared... but quitar was his thing....have to admit he had talent and good reviews, an appearance on the juice prog hosted by magenta devine but he let it all slip away because hes so lazy...
my youngest seems quite musical just bought her a quitar for crimbo she could hold a tune at 18 months and quite well too....
so keep it up... i mean the banjo playing of course....
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 11, 2006
I'm predominantly a guitarist too, but I'm having no trouble keeping all *three* up (actually it's more than three, but I don't like to brag).
There's a quote on my PS from Ronnie Lane's dad (Ronnie Lane of The Small Faces 'Wouldn't it be nice to get on with me naybahs!' fame) which sums up my attitude to music. I won't wuote it 'coz I'm proud of my PS and want people to see it!
Any of you that have sprogs, or sprogs on the horizon, please, please, please let them discover a musical instrument.
Sorry for interrupting the smut.
WILLIES. SPOOGE!!!!!
There, normal service is resumed.
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 11, 2006
Hang on. 18 months? Crivvens. I'm awestruck!
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zendevil Posted Jan 11, 2006
I had a glorious two night stand with a lovely Irish banjo player; ahhhh, still have the CD, still go all wobbly when he sings "faaaaaaaasteeeeeeerrrrr!!!"
zdt
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 11, 2006
Shouldn't *you* have been singing "faaaaaaaasteeeeeeerrrrr!!!"?
I've acquired a fascinating collection of blisters since buying the banjo. I'm experiancing pain in parts of my fingers that I didn't know I had. Which is odd, because usually when I find new things painful, it's not in the fingers...
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 11, 2006
totally agree roymondo honey on the musical instrument from a young age
i have one wanting to learn the karaoke machine!!!!! and piano and one wants the guitar , they're 6 and 5..
i myself learned the piano from 5 and can play the banjo... do i get any street cred for the banjo on here then?? i used to play in an oirish diddly aye session in a pub. was a hoot
willies. fannys. boobies. bottoms.. (just in case you think i'm veering away, not me not aye)
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 11, 2006
What, you can actually *play* a banjo? You're not just a guitarist who bought one on a whim? Blimey. Well, you have serious cred from me! Do you fancy being the 3rd member of 'The Hootoo Knights Of The Banjo' (an as yet unformed society with, erm, two members)?
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 11, 2006
Oops, sorry, forgot:
Spanky!
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zendevil Posted Jan 12, 2006
I can play "hey joe" on a mandolin, can i join? (i have actually played it in a lunatic asylum in France & got a conga going...er...i then launched into Anarchy in the UK. As one does)
zdt
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 12, 2006
cool .. thanks. would love to be in de gang. no i never learned the guitar. an ex and i went to lessons in this school for irish music. he did guitar.. i know bout 4 chords on the geeeetar
i figured it was better instrument to learn cos with bango you learn that you sort of have same notes for fiddle, bass and the like?? so. good all rounder.
i do love the sound of it
are you doin blugrass then?
there's a cool school in west of ireland every year for learning all sorts of instruments. people come from all over to learn stuff.. small town but it has 22 pubs, and they are usually absolutely heaving and loads of music and craic day and night.
it's called the Willie Clancy Festival. worth a few days of anyone's summer. think it's usually in july..
hey.. how bout possibility of a meet there one day???
de oirish meat..
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 12, 2006
Ooh, Aye bee, you just made me moist in my 'special places'. That sounds like heaven on a stick, and there's no Glasto this year...
I'm not doing anything really, just what I normally do when I get a new instrument which is flounder about until something sounds good then add bits. I'm playing it bare-finger as I don't want to muck up my guitar playing (I'm rather good at guitar playing<ego> and it's proving painful!
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 12, 2006
T&Y (or ZDT. Gosh I'm confused!), I'll have to poll the other members. As two of the three of us are on this thread (so that'd be a welcome to Aye bee) I reckon a majority affirmative motion could be carried in the absence of the other member (who's name I've forgotten but seems like a frightfully nice chap).
So, Aye bee, yay or neigh?
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jan 12, 2006
I also got a guitar for xmas! As well as a lot of people I know in RL i guess this was the year for it. I also play the flute (none of that boys) and I am glad that I learned an instrument cause it makes people jealous.
And for the record, you wouldn't want a flute there*, it's cold and it smells of metal (maybe cause its made of it) and theres twiddly screwy bits at one end and keys at the other.
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zendevil Posted Jan 12, 2006
oh goodie, another "flounder-abouter"; i haven't the remotest idea of chords 'n stuff, just know what sounds ok on bass, mandolin & voice; it's very funny 'cos i have absolutely no probs switching from mando to bass but "real" guitar players have fits "Eeek, it's backwards!!"
it's not backwards if you don't label strings is it?
zdt
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jan 12, 2006
And roymondo was the a weebl and bob reference?
Boobies!
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 12, 2006
Yes indeedy!
'She's taken all of your pies'.
Wow, the Willy thread is becoming quite cultured!
RADIATOR!
(nice one for joining the ranks of the guitar slaves. Check the quote on my PS that I mentioned earlier - never has a truer word been spoken)
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jan 12, 2006
So what are we talking about now? Music, or culture, or both? And how are they peni related.
And dont mention the skin flute. *watching you all**well just roymondo really*
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 12, 2006
You really, really don't have to watch me. I'm usually on the same end of the flute that you are, if you get my drift..
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 12, 2006
Re: are they peni related. Have you ever seen the neck on a banjo?
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zendevil Posted Jan 12, 2006
That radiator is truly cool & deserves to be sat upon "warm botties anyone?"
i can't hear your stuff 'cos i don't have a sound card thingy for this beast yet ( said beast was found dumped in a rubbish bin)
We'd better say something rude before this thread degenerates into no smut...erm...the perfect bum! What's yours?
zdt
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