h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahhh its good to see that someone else has the good sence to play with food! and yep got it one!

A finger of fudge is just enough to ... naa... can't remember the jingle now choc I don't eat choc any more now as a rule d i e t lost nearly three stone now since my heavyiest few more to go though probably artichoke hearts... think thats what they are I get confussed they're like in vinigar of some kind I think and are lush look like plant bulbs or something I guess nice kinda party food thing to have about when people round to nibble on

I am fascinated by the Crunchie Aye Bee; is this a variation on Marianne Faithfull's mythical trick with the Mars bar?

The Wonderbra & pineapple trick sounds great fun, i could see this becoming some kind of cult ritual!

I think i'd prefer a golden shower of meself!

zdt

waz the wonderbra trick!?

About 50 quid depending on the area

the wonderbra trick, if you read back, is RJ's idea. seemingly you get your partner to wear said WB you fill the obvious area with pineapple chunks, preferably drained.......no.. wait...hang on.......(thinkin)

just tip em in

and you basically try to eat em all using no hands... think that's it..it's certainly my version ... thoughts of it even. woooooahhhherrrr

anyway. terri
the crunchie
you sit togethr on the bed. (allegedly, i've not tried this one)
you eat a (fun size)crunchie, each starts at opp ends, no hands, but you can only eat the chocolate, so you nibble/suck off the chocolate and are left with the honeycome bit, which one of you puts somewhere norty..

(i know i know.. hygene etc etc.. we've been thru it, but hell i'm only tellin ya)

you leave there for a min or 2 and (allegedly) it gives a lovely sensation when it starts to pop/melt.. (i wonder would space dust be better, do you remember space dust/space rocks, the ones that crackle on your tongue?)
then you send your wee slave down to get it!!!

hmmmm. i'd be in two minds bout that one. bit messy.. ok crunchie goes back in the fridge for havin with me tea later

The wonderbra/pineapple trick sounds interesting. Must practise that one and post records on here!

The crunchie...and there was me thinking it might have been some form of e***cise.

Surely it *is* some form of exercise.

Mmmm. I suppose.And ineapple after all is fruit and therefore healthy. It's healthy everyone!

Tsk. Crisps. I ask you, whatever happened to:

"Do you smoke after having sex?"
"D'you know, I've never looked?"

RF

This all sounds like jolly good fun and should be part of the National Curriculum.

If we worked this right, we could get sponsorship from Del Monte & Cadburys. And Wonderbra obviously. I may email them & direct them to this thread.

zdt

And if it was worked really really right, we could all live off it and never have to w*rk again! Leaving more time for debauchery.

You might want to get in touch with Messrs. Benson & Hedges, whilst you're about it!

RF

oh yuk spew...RF that has to be the most disgusting suggestion yet...[FL very anti smoking]

god is it really true that some adventurous women can smoke a ciggie with their vaginas or is it another urban myth???

have experimented with the food thing some years ago.. didn't nickname him outdoors banana man for nothing

Ah, it's an old joke, Flakey!

I myself quit the weed 4 years ago.

RF

Ahh, bananas...

yes i bananas.. always feel naughty biting into one... have to stop myself from trying to take it deep.. trying it out for size like

Excuse me - I have to have a little play with my banjo now.

is it a big banjo or a little un

Old line:

'I've had no complaints'

(check my PS and follow the link for a picture. It is a *real* banjo).