h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, mine's the perfect bum.

You could always right click, save it, and transfer it to an MP3 player!

My music that is, not my bum.

Can I save your bum and transfer it to an mp3 player?

Grrr, i have no MP3 thingy, the most i have is a Sony Walkman from 1989; i am an old fart & a poor one! You can send me a cassette if you like! Or a Mini Disc, can play that on my stereo; currently listening to MD's sent by another hooter.

Can i have an autographed pic of The Perfect Bum too please? I can record you some very foine Celtic banjo stuff if you wish; i guarantee you will be impressed!

zdt

Any images that may (or may not) exist of The Perfect Bum are not for public viewing!

T&Y - don't you have a CD player?

My bum is not perfect and I love it that way! So can't help you on the perfect bum front. As for a perfect bum, not too muscular, rounded works best.

I think we have similar taste in bums. Mine's started to sag a bit but I reckon a little less beer and a little more exer, exerc, exerci...

No, I can't bring myself to say it. Oh well. Just as well I've got a cheeky grin!

yay.. or isn't it aye?? (turns around at sound of name..).. someone call me??


anyway. terri. if you can play the mandolin you can play the banjo

coooool or what

what????? whaddayamean no glasto?? why??
cos of a ikky bit o mud?

They have a fallow year one in every four or five. They reckonit's because of the cows - I reckon it's becaus Michael Evis is getting on a bit! I wrote a couple of things for about last year's (but left out a few bits).

So, you're up for Terri joining the Banjo Botherers?

(and that was *not* an 'icky bit of mud'. That was biblical, and I loved every minute!)

Nice & rounded, doesn't have to be muscly, but firm is good, but allowances made for age & affection towards bum owner. So long as it allows stroking & snuggly stuff is the main thing; nowt worse than a bum which squeals when you approach it!

CD player, hmm, sore point the one supposedly integral to the stereo packed up 2 days after guarantee ran out; since then i have been hooking up a portable CD player through stereo but... in a fit of utter frustration at viking, i hurled it at him & it didn't survive.

But a friend is getting me one soon, so it's just a temporary hiccup.

*Moral of the story: no matter how unreasonable your partner is being, do not destroy music sources*

zdt

Has your PC got USB ports?

(Why am I asking something like this in the willy thread? There's not even any (deliberate) innuendo there!)

HOT LUNCH.

There, that's better.

( if you don't know what that is DO NOT GOOGLE. It's really, really foul).

nanite all.

goin to hit the pillow. cant stay upright no more.

when's band practice roy??

Whenever we can pull ourselves away from HooToo long enough. I bet it'll be drunken!

G'night, pleasant dreams and all that.


BUMS.

God; i bet we would be a s**t hot band; sod the music, the visuals & general craic would get the buggers on their feet "so what if it's a BUM note, we played it with GUSTO....hey, for our Italian guest star "Gusto"! who will now demonstrate the fine art of anal piccolo....



zdt

Actually, there's an English (and quarter Scottish: see journal) who'd be happy to give that a shot!

Can I play the guitar? pleasue I can kinda play guitar and I've a nice bum..... apparently ccrunchy? crunchy? must remember to try that one just got back from de pub and stuff like innit.

Kids and musical instruments...yeah all very well in theory!

I am lucky enough to have a dedicated "music room" in my house which currently contains 2 electric 1 acoustic and 1 bass guitar, a keyboard and a practice drum head. My son is adamant* that he needs a drum-kit

Now having seen him play drums, I know he's quite good, and I really oughta...but my poor neighbours!


* i.e "determined", not the 80s new romantic heartthrob

Back on topic - when counting the number of partners, what... er... counts?

Oh and Roymondo - nice Brie

Of the many things I'm grateful to my parents for (and there are a lot of things - they're bloody great!) getting me into music is the biggie. Though apparently the piano was my idea!

I reckon it depends why you're counting. For fidelity purposes I'd have said anything from 'handywork' up, for 'notches on the bed post' it has to be the full deal.

Nice definition!

So...say someone's fist experience was oral....that doesn't count as losing virginity then?

And I always use the definition of fidelity "could you do that in front of your partner?"