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Nice definition!

IMO sucking a cherry isn't the same as popping it.

blimey.... if we start counting 'oral' and 'hand jobs' etc... in the 'count'.... I don't think my mathimatical skills allow me to count that high did I just say that?

well. how about the definition then of what is infidelity?
and that could be the basis for deciding 'how many'

so....
lets establish the bases...

first base...kissing?
2nd base.....feeling outside clothing
3rd base.....fondling inside clothing but above the waist?
4th base.....feeling below waist
5th base.....oral?
6th base.....full intercourse
7th base.....oooooooerrrrr

or whatever you lot think the bases are


so .. you say.. when you get to 4th base you are ok but go to 5th.. well then you're being unfaithful..
or are you being unfaithful if you even so much as think about doing stuff with someone else

personally, i think once you kiss someone (that kind of kiss) you're betraying

as for how many you've had.. i would say.. anything from 5th base and further is considered as having 'done it' dont u??

Eeek, this is a dodgy one isn't it? If it's defined as "anything you wouldn't do in front of your partner...oooer. I have sinned. But since at times he would consider simply talking to someone as being naughty, yet cheerfully operates the double standard as regards sleeping with the Ex (and yes, i am certain all the bases were covered!) i reckon fidelity is a bit of a moveable feast.

Anyway, after a week of AWOL & refusing to respond to calls, he has come crawling back. But discovered to his immense surprise he is now on base One; nope, no for you my son, as for the rest, forget it.

Te he, he was further disconcerted by me refusing to be dragged from MSN since i was chatting to an extremely tasty long haired young guitarist who happens to live only an hour away; te he, ain't the internet wonderful? Phone numbers have been exchanged.

http://www.angmar-fr.com/

(The potential victim is Heimrich)



Te he even more when my mate Idy appeared to say "Hi terri, happy new year!"; him be rather definitely tasty young black musician:


http://www.idyoulo.com/

Well, while the is away, the will play.... 'Tis nobody's fault but his own.

zdt

Does it count as cheating if it is in front of your partner? Or if your partner knows that you will probably do it anyways and doesn't try to stop you? Hmm.

naa that would just be an 'open ' relationship

Ahh, so thats what its called. I've always been...open...with my affections I tend to take the view that mean very little.

Terri.......
wow, just been in that site... .... you know sharing is caring
are you meeting this guy?
you do realise that we on the P.T. have to know all the details of this potential tryst...

what?? it's all in the name of research.

good to see that you're standing your ground with viking, who, despite fact that he may be having emotional problems or whatever, sounds a bit like a spoiled brat! i know you'll work it out whatever happens, in the meantime go get that hunk..

But a kiss can mean so many things.... Theres a affectunate kiss between friends on meeting each other (rahter in the continental style), then theres a kiss between romantically, or lustitly attached individuals My current 'squeeze' and I have I guess an open relationship; after talking last time we were togehter last weekend, we agreed that so long as each told the other if we were up to anything with anyone else, we'd be happy about it

just reading back 2 days.. you are a very musical bunch.. alot of talent out there...my gran was a church organist and her brother a good violinist...
but it all stopped there except for my brother.. and now possibly my youngest.. we shall see... as for moi.. well i am artistic been drawing and painting since i were knee high...even started a degree in art but had to abandon due to pregnancy...

am also guilty of not bothering with doing any painting...

so anyhoo chuffed to see terri has a new admirer... never hurts to let the viking know he has competion.. might help him buck his ideas up....

never let a man gain total control, because i think they get bored of the lack of chase/hunt..always keep em on their toes

Ooh yeah, Terri! Good on ya. 'Bout time you broke the horn from Viking's helmet.

ohhh painful...but i approve

Te he *sniggers violently*

Seems to have worked; or maybe it was another wicked plot (i am full of them) he went trotting off to see his shrink, leaving behind a bleary heap in grubby track suit bottoms who had point blank refused to sleep with him last night, which rather surprised him.

He returned to find said heap tarted up to the eyeballs in A Dress and Make Up(this my friends is a millenium event) & to his credit, after he managed not to faint, declared "You are beautiful!!! But i prefer you without the make up" & then we both proceeded to 'cos the whole thing is so silly really; i was proving a point & he understood it.

Anyway, smut is back on the agenda it seems, jolly good; not 'cos i am drop dead gorgeous when tarted up, more 'cos i am simply a tart i suppose, but a nice one who cares enough to do silly stuff & stuff & sod off to the computer quite happily if he wants to be left alone. Plus cooks great food & produces response of "i am dead, you have killed me" after smut. (This is the same guy who declared "i am off sex till i get my head sorted out" yeah, right, tell that to your willy...)

We were talking (later!) about "how many people have you actually bonked , how many of those would you say you actually loved?"

His figures: bonked: about 150; loved :3 (his ex wife, a long term ex lover & me)

Me: bonked; about 50, loved:actually, most of them; but about 10 deeply.

What would other people's statistics be?

zdt

Terri - I haven't read that post yet, but HELLO!!!!!

Bonked: about 25
Loved: None. I keep falling in love with straight mates, but haven't even done that for a long time.

I just grabbed my belly and thought 'Surely that can't *all* be me?'

Bonked? 14 if memory serves..loved? 2

Ooo I cna't work it out.... But I do tend to fall in love with just about everyone I'm with, to various degrees (and a fair few people I've not been with too )

Well I'm not saying how many peeps I've bonked but I've been in love only once I've been obsessed a few times and I've loved people as friends or family. And I'm in love with a certain person's legs at the moment...

So long as it's a person & not a centipede; you should be OK on that one!

Does said person have any other redeeming features other than the legs? I have sometimes amused myself by minutely examining a completely silly part of the victims body such as the elbows & thinking "Now, if it's real True Lurve, these elbows should send you into a state of orgasmic bliss, simply because they belong to them."

(Actually, soppy auld sod that i am; if i am in the "in love" state, in fact every pore, wart & nostril hair takes on the status of a religious icon! Love is indeed blind.)

zdt

Terri
you sound like you're well in control of this. takin back the control is what it's all about in your own head.
he'll now feel what you felt like past few months, unsure of what you want and unsure of where he stands and it'll make him buck up a bit if i'm not mistaken
you do that more often. next time dress up to the nines and go out for a couple of hours...be non specific bout where you're going.. go the shops for bread or something but not only do you feel fab when you're out and dressed up for no reason you will have him stewing

it's not a mean game to play. it is a lesson in making him think about what he could lose

i think he's already turning the corner, but obviously he's got some work to do on himself

a friend of mine told me once that no matter how bad you feel about yourself, get up, get dressed, in proper clothes and shoes and do your hair and make up your face. even if you dont go anywhere.. you will have much more self esteem if you do this.. picture who you want to be in your head and live into that person...?? does that make sense..

it worked for me
best of luck..

now. where's me wine..