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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jan 15, 2006
Just you wait till they fix my knee, send me an invite to the next party!!!!
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jan 16, 2006
beg you are a very pretty girl indeed.....i'll bet the men bother you quite a bit.. and how they love to all think they are the one that will make you straight again.....
well thats what my daughter gets, anyway
anyway frisky party
talking of frisky parties... how did the london meet go... wheres the gossip at...who snogged who...c'mon spill the beans......
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
U2144927 Posted Jan 16, 2006
I bought my son and his girlfriend 24 condoms. They were very pleased with the present.
I didn't realize they were SO expensive.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 16, 2006
Great snaps BEG
Great Legs and yes indeedie, i can understand your lustful fancies
Terri, whassup wi yer knee
i ask this because i wonder if i am ignoring a similar problem that needs 'doin'
my German shephard would love to look after your pussy..!!
2 legs is suspiciously missing !!
Roymondo... come on. you 2 are thick as thieves. where is he?
i miss his smiley-infested postings.
Not to mention the low down of course on the meet.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
U2144927 Posted Jan 16, 2006
German Shephers with 2 legs?
Crikey! How do you manage to walk it?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 16, 2006
just a catching up on backlog someone say theres a pussy needing taking care of? Well, I'd have thought everyone knows waht a pussy really needs is a lot of care and affection, and well, you know they love being stroked by teh way they purr 
got bitten by our pussy over Xmas 
was stroking it too hard I think 
meet was good... naa great well, till the point my sexual suggestions and offers got turned down 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Jan 16, 2006
No-one snogged anyone at the meet, and anyone who says so is lying! Lying, I tell ya! Nuffink happened! There was no meet! Nuffink happened! You didn't see me, right? 
RF
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 16, 2006
And I never groped, squeezed or otherwise manhandled anyones breasts, no ones at all. and I didn't on request slide my hand up under the table and over anyones long leather boots and into their groin area, anyone who would even suggest such a thing is... well... you know... soemthing.... and i didn't snog a single person... honest
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jan 17, 2006
2 legs, my little precious, has Roymondo broken the news to you yet? I thought not. Your good self,His good self, Reddy Freddy, Aye bee & in fact any old perv who happens to be knocking around the willy thread are invited here to my cosy corner of South Wets France to come and look after my pussy whilst i recline gracefully on the sofa & bleat about my knee.
Do not bring German shepherds, even if handicapped, i will make do with Belgian goatherds.
The knee....oh gawd, if you want the absolute truth, i buggered it up totally when i attempted to pick up & 6ft & 72kg viking & throw him out of the door for bad behaviour. He resisted. We fell to the floor & collapsed in a giggling heap until the time lag of pain set in & i started screaming. They are attempting to fix two torn ligaments & a totally smashed cartilage; usually only footballers manage this sort of thing.
"Don't try this one at home folks" is my advice; next time he is naughty i shall simply poison his beer.
zdt
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 17, 2006
well at least you enjoyed it up till the point where the pain kicked in..
which sounds like just any ordinary night in 2 legs debauched life to be honest!!.. cept he enjoys it after the pain kicks in as well and
i dont believe that 'nothing' went on at a meet that Roymondo, 2 legs, RF, not to mention other well known pervs were at..
do we have to tie ye to the stairs again to get it out of you??
or is this a 'what goes on tour, stays on tour' scenario??
in which case ++
subject for the day peeps?
what is the most public 'lewd' thing anyone has ever done??
Friend of mine,with his gf at the time, coming home from a christmas do.. got off the bus, and were crossing busy road at about 2am .. got onto the roundabout and ended up having sex on the roundabout,against a signpost, to the amusement and loud beeps from passing tourists..
was a train in the south of france for me (i did wave terri, i did wave)
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 17, 2006
Ooo an invitation to France to help take care of a pussy 
I've not generally been on talking terms with pussys of late.... but that isn't to say that I'd recline such a kind offer to render ones services to em once again 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 17, 2006
thought as much!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 17, 2006
Oh deary deary me I think the current 'three sectioned' 'sexual descriptors' (Bisexual hetrosexual homosexual) are wholey inadaquate I think I'd like to add 'tart' to the list and adopt that for myself did I just say that?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 17, 2006
look, we know you're a T.A.R.T. (tramp and regular torturer)
it's written on the toilet wall this past year and a half now.. and well you know it
in fact i think you positively delight in it
and... i also know that you wrote it there yourself!
so dont come the innocent face with me my boy..
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 17, 2006
well... what can I say... I enjoy BD/SM men... and women.... heck anything for a jolly 
Live fast and leave a beautiful horse 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 17, 2006
hello and welcome
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 17, 2006
Evening RJR. It's a bit quiet 'round here. I wonder if they've all found/found somewhere to put their willies?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 17, 2006
well. i had mine in this jar.. (holds up jar for all to see)
but it got out twice
last time i found it half way to tescos
any advice?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 17, 2006
Go out with it, Tesco's is a good place to end up with your willy!
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