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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5821

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*hides behind the sofa and listens in smiley - whistle


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5822

tsarina

Hiya Flakey smiley - biggrin

Am still working in the same place.....just they've transferred the night shift directory enquiry service over to Dublin....so I'm working daytime hours on vodafone contracts now smiley - grr.....not my idea of fun but a girl has to earn a crust!

Had applied for another job but found out today that I didn't get it smiley - wah.....back to square one and start looking again I guess!!!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5823

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

evening allsmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5824

zendevil


Te he! Nice one! I see the smiley - handcuffs are not just a figleaf of someone's imagination then?

I am informed tonight that my penis is going in to residential secure accomodation (to have its head shrunk, naturally) mid February for a couple of weeks, so maybe that would be a good time to arrange a get together to console my poor pussy?

The knee should be sorted by then too....

smiley - whistle

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5825

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Dildo all! smiley - biggrin So how is everyones peni or peni owners this evening? smiley - ermsmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5826

A Super Furry Animal

smiley - musicalnote Lonesome tonight...smiley - musicalnote

RFsmiley - evilgrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5827

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Mines fine!
smiley - blushsmiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5828

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Loansome tonight about sums it up smiley - wahsmiley - yawn


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5829

zendevil


Watch out for loansmiley - sharks, you never know what interest they may charge.

I've given up on mine (again!); sod it,let the shrinks sort him out now; plenty more willies floating round out there.

zdt*feeling cynical; not that cynical seems to have noticed yet, but life's like that sometimes innit?*


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5830

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

so its true, willies float???? could this be the topic for this evening
smiley - smiley


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5831

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I'm fairly sure that mine doesn't float, but I've never removed it to test it properly.

smiley - yikes


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5832

A Super Furry Animal

I'm fairly sure that mine *does* float.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5833

Brown Eyed Girl

Looking at the photies...anyone else notice that peni peeps are prettier than the rest of the ugly mugs?

Do willies float? Ooh, the thought of floating things. That gives me the willies smiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5834

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Not that I've noticed smiley - bigeyessmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5835

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

The thought of being given the willies makes me all floaty!

BEG - Prettier? Are you wearing beer goggles?smiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5836

A Super Furry Animal

I've noticed that too...we're far better looking than non-penis-thread people.

This leads me to the question: "Why do bad things happen to penis-thread people?"

RFsmiley - evilgrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5837

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Bad things happen to those that search for them smiley - evilgrinsmiley - handcuffssmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5838

Brown Eyed Girl

I think bad things happen to everyone, we just talk about them more.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5839

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

...sure you don't mean 'enjoy them more'? smiley - blushsmiley - handcuffssmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5840

Brown Eyed Girl

Well it's always possible we enjoy a lot of things here smiley - run


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