h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, but i have to ask...why was it necessary to hide a condom up yer bum? Was it a do in Vatican City or something?

zdt

You asked!

If I remember correctly it wasn't necessary but an idea born of intoxication.

If it had been the Vatican I'd have done a rocket man!

'Oi, Popey baby, do ya like my hat?'

phew.. thanks.. (waits for an answer.)

'popey baby'???

snigger


roy you're such a twonker

Aww; but that's why we love him innit?

Right what's the next topic dildo peeps? A useful one for me would be "sexual positions which don't involve strain upon the knees" (for the female that is; the bloke will be expected to arrange his own surgery if necessary)

I am building up to a "coming back out into society" mode here

zdt

eazy on the knees??
hmmmm
well there's any number that involve placing the feet higher than the head, which is always good to get pressure off the knees



so.. the viking needs to get the old 'treatment'.. are you goin down the slippery slope to 'finished-dom'? or are you just gonna put it about a bit while he's in?? lol

What does an Essex girl wear behind her ears to attract men?

Her legs!

RF

I could get mine behind his ears i reckon, so which county would that make me?

zdt

Dublin i would think

Ho ho ho; do i detect a subtle invitation to come & demonstrate Aye Bee?????

Tell you what, if ever i magically get some dosh, Dublin is going to be my first port of call, i mean that, determined to visit me roots at least once before i die!

zdt

positions no comment Don't think I ever actually hid any condoms... Even when I were a young wee whipper snapper of a ladd, there was always some in the house anyhow in the bathroom cupboard and such like, and there didny seem no need to hide me own supply Sometimes I hear stories of children/young people having disagreements with their parents, argueing etc., about all mannors of things... and I think I must have missed out on all that in my own childhood as we had a free wahtsit to do pretty much wat we liked

oh. Feb 19th, thinkin bout having a party
you're all invited

dont know why, just cos jan/feb soooooo terribly boring

it's themed as a 9 year old's birthday party, complete with strange tasting crispie buns, vodka jelly and ice cream and fun party games such as twister, pin the tail on the donkey and musical chairs!..

there is no occasion and no 9 year old.....

there are one or 2 lurking hootoo'ers that will be there..

Terri , most welcome cos you'd be comin the furtherst and have a bad knee you can have THE spare bed
dont bring your pussy, cos of the german shephard, or if you do keep it in box

Oooh, you little you!!! That is an incredibly tempting offer....the viking gets taken away by the men in white coats on the 13th, so the only probs would be: money, or rather the lack of it; and someone to take care of Yoda & missing out on my students, which takes us back to the first bit....i am not totally dismissing this idea though....a pervy Mini Meet sounds just the jobby!

zdt*hunting for thinking cap & hidden gold ingots; OK, doubloons will do*

Sounds unmissable!

*makes note in diary*

must make money to go on all these.... 'visits'

you lot are certainly a mobile bunch.. but as 2 legs said where is the money for all this gallivanting??? especially as it requires accomodation too... no i just think we should have a cardiff meet which i'm sure tsarina will agree with.. and for anyone needing accomodation we have the ferret shed

blade and bandit would have a field day playing with new buddies, and yes they do climb up trousers

so anyway on to more serious subject.. how is the viking reacting to this news terri?? is this voluntary? its a big commitment staying with someone suffering from a mental illness or depression, but it can be treated and the difference is nothing short of miraculous...

him outdoors suffered from depression and acute anxiety but since getting help with medication he is mostly a reformed man.. hes really calmed down a lot.. he can get a bit bickery and snappy at times but thats about it....the fact that i went to new york on my own recently says so much about his recovery because he used to be ridiculously jealous and untrusting.... so you never know things might turn out ok in the end...

although my advice to anyone falling for someone with obvious unstable traits is to like bloody f**k in the opposite direction... but once involved with said unstable partner and having deep feelings you have to give it a go... guess it worked out for me..about time i had some luck in my life

dont want to sleep in a ferret shed
and i got loads of floor space...and sleeping bags, and air beds and some sofas

you can get to dublin by coach from weeeeels and.. believe it or not
and ryanair are rediculously cheap..


and i do a mega heart attack type fry up

I bagsie the sofa!

And I can attest to the fine quality of Aye Bee's morning-after fry-ups.