h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They definitely float, well certainly when in limp & wrinkly state. And it's true about the correlation between egg white & *ahem* i think you know what i mean.

OK, hands up who's done it in the bath?

te he: now, hand's up who's done it in the bath on the very first "date"?????

zdt

No comment....

Ditto.

well.... of course one... No I'm not going to say that....

oh gawd, they've gone all coy & ish!!!!

OK, I have so there! come on out with it or we will be forced to put you back on the stairs again & it's geting pretty damn cold on that landing & there are lots & lots of.....

zdt

What was it we were talkign about? having sex/making love in the bath? well... darlings.... of course ... I tend to shower rahter than bath in teh normal way of things, sex in teh shower is a lot easier did I say that?

I wouldn't know, being all innocent like... But I also tend to shower not bath. My showers are less golden than 2legs's though

Sex in the shower is bloody fantastic, and a 'golden' opportunity for, erm, ah, oh...

I haven't had a bath in years; they forced me to bath when I was in hospital which always annoyed me as I'm a shower person and no... not all my showers are that* colour Its one of the things rong with this house that it doesn't have a relaly great shower; just a thinggy over the bath... Had a friend many many years ago, who's house (built by tehir Father), had a 'shower room', which was great; you walked in down a step, and the whole floor was the base of the shower, with shower heads on three of the walls and it was large too, a good seven foot square floor area, which, as it happens, was ideal for the other type of shower too

I've never had actual, penetrative sex in the shower...although it's a useful place to warm up! I think part of the problem is that the ladies with whom I might have done so were considerably shorter than me, and my knees aren't that strong! "Take two bottles into the shower? Not me! That orange crate could come in handy, though..."



RF

Come back boys!

The problem with shower sex is not having things handy. How many people have johnnies in their bathrooms?


Hang on, this is the penis thread, so the answer is probably 'most of us!'

Yep... condoms in the bathroom... living room.... kitchen.... bedroom.... hallway ... ok... maybe not in teh hallway

Kitchen? Condomming your cucumber is *seriously* safe(r) sex.

Where's the wierdest place you've hidden a condom? Like in a sock, in your bra?

A friend of mine kept her stash hidden from her mother in a picture frame.

on my willy who would ever of guessed

I have honestly gone to a bar with a condom (in its packet) up my bum. I feel great shame.

I don't hide condoms.

RF

i'm not gonna ask roymondo



but i really really want to ..

but i'm not gonna

RF
this is what happens to me in the shower...

there we are.. showering together.. (saving energy and hot water and the like.. very penis friendly on the eco thread aren't we??)

and oooooops.. my partner (also quite a lot taller than me) drops the soap..
funnily enough it's on my side and i must pick it up.

''oh dear. it is crowded in here isnt it dear...''

(cue sid james type laughing and lots of 'oooooo you are naughty' )

Hope you've got an orange box to stand on then!

RF