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Post 1

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

This is the Red Dwarf bridge, it has a number of consoles, a navi-comp for navigating through space, many many buttons and flashy things.
If you dont want anything weird or stupid or fun to happen, DONT TOUCH ANYTHING!
(if not, go right ahead!)


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Post 2

Existential Elevator

*sits very still, not touching anything*


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Post 3

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*enters, polishes off some dust*
Like the place?


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Post 4

Existential Elevator

It's very nice and shiny smiley - smiley

I like the flashy lights.

What does that one mean<?>


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Post 5

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

That one is "brown alert" especially installed for well, brown alert situations.


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Post 6

Terran

*A ghostly apparition appears on the bridge*

Am I dead? Its just that it hasn't been mentioned whether I survived.smiley - erm

Oh and who is this Terran chap you refer to? smiley - winkeye

Excellent work Rimmer!smiley - ok I think this new Red Dwarf will be the best ever smiley - ok


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Post 7

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Thankyou Verc and I'm sorry, I just cant think of you in any other way than Terran, it would really help my head if you could change it back.
smiley - headhurts
Why d'you change it in the first place?


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Post 8

Terran

I did write a journal entry about it : F96950?thread=242538#p2893553.


And don't worry, on here your the bosssmiley - ok *does a Rimmer-esq salute*


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Post 9

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Mr. Rimmer??


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Post 10

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Yes krytie?


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Post 11

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

What's this surprise then... I dragged myself from my smiley - drunk stupor to find out rimsie is in charge? Smeg.


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Post 12

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Well I was examining the size of this new Red Dwarf and not only did I discover that the size is now expanded by 300% but....


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Post 13

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

but... *hic*


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Post 14

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

But what!?!


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Post 15

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

But Kryties types 300 times slower.


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Post 16

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*Holds up small red box...*


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Post 17

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

BUT WHAT???????????????


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Post 18

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

If it's the talkie toster again...smiley - grr


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Post 19

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Well yes it is...


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Post 20

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

no NO NO!!


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