h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The h2g2 Post works in mysterious ways.

So I've been toad.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914316 - Come and enjoy! We have rainbows!
Willem will make you go 'Aww!' at the guinea chick!
There are kitties! Even the hedgehog pics have kitties!
Okay, the toad pic only has a dog. Part of a dog. But she's a cute dog. Even part of her is cute.
Awix is currently at an undisclosed location (he referred to it as 'the Gulag'). But he's left a review.
Freewayriding continues the serial 'Seek and Ye Shall Find'. It's exciting and action-packed.
The Editor starts the serial called 'The Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänstöchterentführungsgesetzvollstreckungsbeamter and the Vegetarian Vampire'. Find out where the Goulash Underground goes to.
SashaQ does interesting things with plasticine. This turned out not be explosives-related.
There is more fiction! There are quizzes! Humour is involved.
Share and enjoy! Like us on social media! More madness next week!

Guinea fowl chicks are called keets

Keet has a wide range of meanings according to Urban Dictionary

I don't want to know.

I know you don't

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914325
The exciting history of camels!
Exotic cryptozoology in Vienna!
Hilarious cats!
Weather!!!!
Quizzes, poetry, humour, advice, amazing stories!
Stunt cinematography!
Answers to questions;
What does a stylophone sound like?
Do dogs ever get religion?
What's the scariest story this week: the ninja bikers, the zombies, or the vegetarian vampire?
What does Robbie Stamp do with all the dead robots?
Sphinxes! Video action! Things to caption!
More next week! Tell your friends!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914334 for you Luddites! Go and read it!
More bee-yew-tee-foo' nature! Enjoy. Also strange nature, such as the tree that started growing on the Post Office roof. And bizarre things not found in nature, by Robbie and Bluebottle.
Solnushka tells you how not to get lost in a Russian forest. There are no Salisbury Cathedral jokes. You're welcome.
Amy Pawloski wins the Suzie Q Ferguson Award this week for her amazing tour of Old Stuff in Arizona.
Awix reviews politically incorrect cinema.
Prof Animal Chaos wrote the Post Quiz, some insane artist is behind the Picture Quiz, and the Heath Robinson Corner is a nutty suggestion by Paigetheoracle. The Editor takes no responsibility for any of it.
This week, the Post wraps up three fiction stories, and FWR tells you what he's been playing at.
The humour is more obscure than usual. The video involves cats and snark. Come read and share on your social media!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914343 Come and enjoy!
Colours of Wildlife is a double treat this week: feast your eyes and minds on ancient critters and bonsai trees!
Find out what the Post Editor did in the big rock festival....Elektra was roadie...caption the art object, while you're at it. It's not quite as bad as the one Bluebottle has to put up with.
Speaking of Bluebottle, he'll tell you all about Disney's worlds.
Awix reviews a film that's 'somewhere in the theoretical space between One Foot in the Grave and Death Wish'. You know you want to read this.
Superfrenchie gets inspired. The Editor plays piano in hyperspace. We mock the BBC in a quiz.
The fiction is amazing! Paigetheoracle will make you cry (or you're just too mean to live), while Freewayriding will take you on a couple of very weird trips.
Decide which cartoons are actually funny, which photos make you hungy, and whether you want to follow any of the suggestions. We're not pushy.
More madness next week!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914352 Go read it!
See the amazing vulturine guineafowl!
FWR was loose in Liverpool with a camera. He found a fallen angel.
Mrs Hoggett has classical frogs.
bobstafford has a gorgeous cat.
Awix reviews 'Black Panther', and we make you watch a movie to answer the Post Quiz. It's full of terrible puns, too. We're awful.
The video is psychedelic. You are warned.
We have photoessays: MMF was on the spot at Piccadilly, while I've been watching the broomcorn grow. bobstafford points his camera skyward.
We have stories, real and imagined. Florida Sailor tells about choosing between planes and boats, while I have a shaggy-dog reminiscence about the thrilling world of retail. FWR concludes his mind-bending scifi tale, and PTO takes you on another mind trip.
There is humour, satire, snark, incredibly bad drawing, and lousy advice. Enjoy!
We'll be back next week to do it again.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914361 - Go and read it!
Willem thrills you with ancient Hell Pigs, then grosses you out with an autopsy! Don't miss!
The former Archbishop of Canterbury yells, 'Not the Mind Probe!' Robbie is there.
Awix is back! What he did is still classified for a few weeks, but he's got a new review.
Freewayriding has a short story with theological import - Prof Animal Chaos will like this one because of its locale...
Suzie Q demonstrates how to beam up in a red shirt, and rants about the demise of the old-fashioned phone booth.
There are photos galore. Some have cats and dogs in, but not all.
There is some humour, advice, and a video. Criticise the organist's fingering.
Last but not least: PLEASE weigh in on the opinion poll discussion. This week, YOU are the Op/Ed. Help us make h2g2 a hotbed of cutting-edge 'woke' brainstorming.
Next week will be even worse, so brace yourselves!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87914370!

Willem shows you a shoebill.
Awix is back with exciting cinema.
We have photos! Lots of them.
Bluebottle was the star of the show in Southampton. Let him tell you all the backstage gossip.
Take a quiz about heckelphones.
There are videos!
FWR saw a giant.
MVP wrote a short story.
Suzie Q Ferguson didn't take the bus, for a very interesting reason.
Note: More than a dozen different contributors have, er, contributed this week. Enjoy this variety, and expect more next week!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919474 - come and enjoy!
Find out where Robbie is.
Let Willem tell you about ancient dicynodonts.
Try all the quizzes and challenges.
Learn about: the potato hamster, gallwasps, the latest movie, the weather in Madrid, Little Green People, centaurs and giants.
bobstafford will teach you how to photograph fast-moving things, Paigetheoracle will explain street signs in Cambridge, and the Editor will show you some broom corn.
Paigetheoracle starts a story serial this week.
Please laugh at the jokes. It's only charitable, and it cheers the cartoonists up no end.
Next week: a super-bumper Halloween issue! Remember: November is NaJoPoMo, so get ready to rumble, and send your NaJo pics and/or videos to the h2g2 Post!

The Post is up at A87919483 - with extra added Halloween!
This is the largest issue we've ever had!!!
More photos! More laughs! More fiction! Quizzes! The same amount of useless advice as always!!
Watch the Halloween video!
Help Suzie Q Ferguson complete her bird book!
Admire the costumes!
Get ready for NaJoPoMo!

4 November 2018:

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919492 - Come and read!
The photography is AMAZING! We have dogs, landscapes, fruits, weird insects, busses headed for beer, a roller coaster headed for new heights, a sign for Bonfire Night, and Morris Dancers.
bobstafford shows Superfrenchie what France looks like.
Bluebottle shows us what the Isle of Wight looks like. (You'd think we'd know by now.)
There is fiction - or is it? Freewayriding swears he made up that story about the cops and the van and the river, but we're not sure....
Getcher cartoons here. Take the quizzes. Talk to Paigetheoracle about his wonderful idea involving vacuum tube technology and burning buildings...
This is a good one, you can tell already.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919500 - go and read it!
Three quizzes, no waiting.
Lots of humour to cheer you up in November.
Photos galore. Many of them amusing.
A story called 'Story'.
A playlist for you.
More tour-guiding by Suzie Q.
An action video with stunts by TJ the Cat and Farmer Hoggett.
You'll enjoy this issue. Trust me. There are no pictures of politicians with umbrellas.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919519! Go read it!
Dead dinosaurs and live music!
Signs, oddities, and cats!
Quizzes and humour!
The cinema review you've been waiting for!
Fiction!!! (Some of it from NaJo, some not.)
The usual cartoons and useless advice.
Read, enjoy, comment, share on your social media! More next week!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919528 - it's our biggest EVER!
Beautiful birds!
Stunning photography!
A cornucopia of writings from this years NaJoPoMo! Muse, laugh, gasp in wonder.
Two videos, no waiting. One is a new silent masterpiece by the h2g2 master of Brony fanfic.
Quizzes, humour, advice, more!
Share and enjoy!