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creachy Posted Apr 13, 2003
ok man, i post it here as well though http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F120678?thread=266699&post=3298104#p3298104 all done!
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
ALL NEW MEMBERS [NOT PHENOM ETC. AS THEY'VE ALREADY PUT THEIR ONE'S IN]
BUT EVERYONE WHO HASN'T PUT THEM ON A-DECK
A-DECK
A-DECK
A-DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*over Comm. from bridge*
MR. RIMMER HAS GONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!
ALL CREWMEMBERS INFORM NEW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM ON A-DECK!
A-DECK!
A-DECK!!!!!!!!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 13, 2003
THAT IS A1022752. GOT THAT?
And since Mr. Rimmer has gone asteroid spotting, any new people get signed in by who ever's around.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 14, 2003
A-deck at A1022752.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 14, 2003
.. *whistles* second in charge, second in charge
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 16, 2003
*walks in, performs a very exact double rimmer-salute*
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 16, 2003
How are you, Rimsie<?>
A1023977 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
Heya! How was your exam?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
Heya! How was your exam?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
*Rimmer looks around nervously*
Fine, fine just great uhh... i-i-it should be coming back any day now and then it's up to the ranks of officer.
*that last bit was said rather too confident*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
excellent, excellent.
You... deserve... it.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 17, 2003
good luck....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
*hardly notices Listerett as he stares in the ceiling, his eyes dreamingly transfixed on a steel beam, obviously dreaming of becoming an officer, you can barely hear him mumble very very quietly:*
"I failed".
*Rimmer executes a short Rimmer-salute and then faints*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
*Listy picks up Rimmer, gives him a 
and takes him to the Medi-Bay, only grinning very slightly*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 17, 2003
ok.....
*brings out smelling salts to revive rimmer*
come and have a drink.....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
*hugs Listerette and calls her mother then begins chanting "I am a fish"*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 17, 2003
oh dear
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- 101: creachy (Apr 13, 2003)
- 102: [...] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 103: [...] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 104: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 13, 2003)
- 105: Oberon2001 (Scout) (Apr 14, 2003)
- 106: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 14, 2003)
- 107: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 14, 2003)
- 108: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 16, 2003)
- 109: Existential Elevator (Apr 16, 2003)
- 110: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 16, 2003)
- 111: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 112: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 113: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 114: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 115: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 116: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 117: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 118: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 119: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 120: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 17, 2003)
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