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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
... btw I'm consoling Krytee on the bridge.... keep away for the minute, he might get embarrassed. Cheers
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
I think I've solved the problem...
still don't come in yet.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
ok......
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
check the Kryten Proof Thread
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
now i am slightly less confused......
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
dont be confused, just get used it and go with the flow. Get drunk sometimes.
Works for me... 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
ok then....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*sits down by the captains desk and puts his feet up*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*runs in*
Krytens gone! Offline, yes. But I don't know if he's going to come back!
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Sidles up behind Rimmer and lightly burns message on the back of his neatly pressed uniform jacket, using brand new octarine laser*
Message reads:-
WHISTLE
IF YOU THINK
I’M A TOTAL
SMEGHEAD
*Scutter 1 (mod) exits*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*walks past whistling
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
BUT STILL
KRYTON HAS GONE
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*
*No-one notices*
Maybe he's just stressed out. If you got the A/R Suite working we could send him for a holiday To Mechanoid Vegas
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
is that a good idea?
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
He'd love it - well as much as he can love anything.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Well, it could be
We havent got any better ideas....
Or have we?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*over Vidscreen*
RIMMER? I need to talk to you! NOW! COME TO MY QUARTERS IT IS URGENT!
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creachy Posted Apr 13, 2003
*finally finishes form, all 3 lines of it, and hands it back. all the questions appear to have been answered with various lengths of puurrrs and paw prints!*
whats that i smell? kippers! i love kippers!
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*arrives* welcome aboard Mr. Phenom!!!! New members are now required to place their cabins on A-deck A1022752
And tell everyone which one it is in cabin pick on main page... woo!
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- 81: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 82: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 83: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 84: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 85: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 86: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 87: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 88: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 89: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 90: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 91: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 13, 2003)
- 92: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 93: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 94: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 13, 2003)
- 95: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 96: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 13, 2003)
- 97: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 98: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 99: creachy (Apr 13, 2003)
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