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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 12, 2003
*wanders in 
*
Morning Rimmsie, hows it going?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 12, 2003
Now where's the smeghead gone?
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*enters from Parrot's... Wipes table down... and places "infinity welcomes careful drivers" plaque on door... leaves for crew corridors*
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 13, 2003
Why has it changed to scutter?
It's with a K on the show.
Oberon2001
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
How come Creachy's second in command 
?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
can i join in please....
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Hello!
You'll have to wait for Rimsie... he'll sign you up.
Have you seen Red Dwarf? I suggest you read some threads to get some idea of the insanity and roleplaying that goes on here
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 13, 2003
Welcome anthea!
Fill this form.
*hands anthea a looooooooooooooooong form*
*Rimmer-salute*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
just sign them... they mean nothing, he's just trying to follow regulations
I think you'll be very happy here.... 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*returns Rimmer-salute*
*starts to read form*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
(I repeat - hey Rimmer, how comes Creachys second in command... ;-()
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 13, 2003
He isn't.
He's second in command in my regiment in the terranic army.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*finishes reading forms*
*signs form*
ok thats me......
what was the clause about agreeing that you could have all my property in the case of my death about.....
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
...oh
I'm thick
So... 
who IS second in command then...?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 13, 2003
Anthea, pick a cabin for yourself.
Welcome aboard!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 13, 2003
thanks
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- 63: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 12, 2003)
- 64: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 12, 2003)
- 65: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 12, 2003)
- 66: [...] (Apr 12, 2003)
- 67: Oberon2001 (Scout) (Apr 13, 2003)
- 68: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 69: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 70: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 71: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 72: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 73: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 74: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 75: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 76: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 77: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 13, 2003)
- 78: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 79: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 13, 2003)
- 80: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 13, 2003)
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