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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
*hugs Rimmer back*
"I am a fish too, Rimsie!"
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
We're all fish!
*passes out again*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
*walks in with anthea, rimmer and pggb in attempt to regain continuity*
Rimmer! Rimmer! The 
are here!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 17, 2003
fish?.....
oh well....
rimmer wake up.... please
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
Rimsie...
Rimsie PLEASE!
Ah, no, RIIIIIMMMMSSSSSIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 17, 2003
*wakes up, very confused*
Owww... were am I all I can remeber is I aced my exam.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 17, 2003
rimmer wake up............
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
Um... yeah.
*passes him a 
*
We might have to talk about that. Who fancies a boogie in the disco?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 17, 2003
sorry i gotta log off now
bye-bye
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 17, 2003
Go on then, rimsie. *walks to disco, then changes mind, goes to bridge to send some messages*
OVER COM : I'll be there in a minute, Rimsie.
OVER COM : PARTY IN THE RD DISCO, 
HALF PRICE!
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Researcher 198131 Posted Apr 18, 2003
Man! I stay offline for a few days and you move the whole damn ship!
(Have a strange paranoid feeling the crew is avoiding me.
)
Can't manage to figure out the forms. Are these things in english?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
Not completely, just fill in your name, birthdate, id-papers, shoe sizes over the years, your hair colour, you haircut, you hair designer, spell you name in 5 different ways, sneeze on the paper were it says: "please leave a DNA sample here", copy all of your answers in two different lanuages that you cant speak then in 3 languages you can speak, put in what your goals in life are then fill in all your past boyfriends/girlfriends, write you education and your capabilities, check the box wether you want to be resurrected as a hologram when/if you die and finally, sign it with your siganture and hand the papers to me.
Couldn't be simpler
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 18, 2003
Yeah, it's fine!
*wonders what the problem is 
*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
*enters and opens the safe near the desk with the key*
What the smeg is this?
*inside the safe is a red box that says "Holly hop drive" and two buttons, one says start and the other one says stop*
*A skutter brings it to the bridge by Rimmers orders*
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Laura Posted Apr 19, 2003
Argh, I join h2g2 in January and it takes me till April to find the Red Dwarf ship . Unconformity, third class environmental scientist and geological terminologist, wishing to join up and sign in, before another 3 months goes by, apologising if she got the wrong room.
Oh, the Holly hop! Supresses sudden compulsive need to re-watch the entire first series. Argh, I've already got the theme tune stuck in my head again. I'd press the 'start' button. The 'stop' can waite a while.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Welcome aboard, fill in the form.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
we are having a small problem with the auto destruct sequence at the moment so whilst Rimmer is otherwise engaged please complete and sign all these forms and when thats done - about an hour or so - Rimmer will be along to formerley check your credentials
(took me a couple of months to find it too!)
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Laura Posted Apr 19, 2003
Hmmm.
Name: Unconformity
birthdate: 22/12/83,
shoesize: up to and including size 8
Hair colour: brown
my pen's running out so I'll have to leave the rest.
*sneezes on paper*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
I am sure that will do, good to see you left a DNA sample too 
If you would like to go to A1022752 and start a new thread for your cabin... if there's any probs with the paperwork the Rimmsie will chase you up I am sure - he is very thorough with that kind of stuff!!!
And welcome aboard unofficially from me 
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- 121: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 122: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 123: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 124: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 125: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 126: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 127: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 128: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 129: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 130: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 17, 2003)
- 131: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 132: Researcher 198131 (Apr 18, 2003)
- 133: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 134: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 18, 2003)
- 135: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 18, 2003)
- 136: Laura (Apr 19, 2003)
- 137: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 19, 2003)
- 138: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 19, 2003)
- 139: Laura (Apr 19, 2003)
- 140: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 19, 2003)
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