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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
i dont have a DVD player 
, but if had some cash though it wouldnt stop me buying them ! 
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[...] Posted Apr 22, 2003
So then I shouldn't talk about the great extras you get with it ma'am?
Like the Tongue Tied Smegmix?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
Oh how can you be soooo cruel...I want them, i want them, I WANT THEM.... 
its my birthday in August 
33, oh no! Its getting worse
*sulks off*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
'Logan's Run' scenario
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summerbayexile Posted Apr 22, 2003
Ah the famous double-Rimmer
. Intelligent and gregarious earthling named summerbayexile reporting for duty. Who am I kidding I wouldn't be on this ship if I was. Favourite episode 'Backwards'. evol eht skoob. os hcum erom ot kniht tuoba.
dneirf fo trom fi taht spleh.
If you work that out I'll take you out for a curry.
I'll muck out nanobots if I have to. Just let me on board
sbe
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
*coughs [do i win a million?!]*
Right, i see you have correctly found a cabin on A deck.
Although it is customery to fill in theses forms and provide a DNA sample first...(i wont tell Rimmer if you don't )
However, in your case i think we will pass on the sneezing for a dna sample and take a strand of your hair instead if you dont mind 
[no offence])
*hands Dave a large pile of forms and (begrudgingly) a pen.*
Rimmer will be along soon to officially check the paperwork and welcome you aboard, in the meantime if you could practise the Rimmer salute it tends to keep him happy
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 22, 2003
*Rimmer-salute*
Well you may laugh but one day the corps will accept my salute and then who will be laughing matey eh? Not you that's for sure.
Well your papers look alright, welcome aboard!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 22, 2003
Welcome!
Don't be afraid, we're all "normal" here...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
Are we? Since when?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 22, 2003
Well. We;re not. I just was trying not to scare him!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 23, 2003
*Listy is upset as she has just taken the RD Personality Quiz and been informed she is Kryten*... wat happened man?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 23, 2003
actually out of all the people that i know have done that - i would say 8 out of 10 were kryten, but then again it's the kind of people i know probably
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 23, 2003
I did it four times with different answers...
I question the feasibility of such a quiz!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 24, 2003
Hey!
It said I'm Kryten too....That's definitely not right!
So I did it again. And then I was Cat *phew*
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