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Tommy Mac Posted Apr 28, 2003
HAR! Jim lad! Hast thee a position for an old (and I do mean old ) sea dog with a leg made of plastic rendering it unsinkable? it is also a great t.v. ariel.
By the way,I dont do cooking.
Tommy Mac
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 28, 2003
*hands tommy roll of paper wich is really a contract*
heer fill this in....
rimmer should be heer to welcome you at some point....
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Tommy Mac Posted Apr 28, 2003
This Rimmer chappie ? Do he be the real one or still the hologram?
Tommy Mac
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 28, 2003
the holigram.....
he is the most seniour ranking person hear
so we have to listen to him
(or pretend to listen to him 
)
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[...] Posted Apr 28, 2003
So how many crewmembers is this now..?
It's past the dozen mark...
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Apr 28, 2003
And if i join, who knows....
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 28, 2003
that could mean that the 
supply may not last as long 
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Smilodon Posted Apr 29, 2003
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
*over comm, for the sake of continuity*
We can get some from this gawdforsaken planet
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 29, 2003
You are all welcome providing that you stop talking like the captain from Simpson.
And Smilo- ARGHHHHHHH!!!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
Dear Smilo.
From Lou
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[...] Posted Apr 29, 2003
Someone remove my guilt chip so I can smack Mr. Smeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee for purposely breaking continuity!
Of course... you could all just take the midget!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 29, 2003
i could remove the chip if you want.....
i can also debug programs.....
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 29, 2003
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Tommy Mac Posted Apr 29, 2003
*doffs cap* Me apologies Cap'n,Tis the way we do talk in darkest Bishopbriggs ,the nearest clearing to the deepest jungles of of Glesga.
Tommy Mac HARR JIM LAD
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 29, 2003
Bishopbriggs? Know it!
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[...] Posted Apr 29, 2003
Don't see wwhy you're worrying about the alcohol... the only danger is if you're partial to grog or rum!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 29, 2003
Does he have a red beard and no legs and the taste of his own ****
....must have been a time distortion or something - i was suddenley on a ship *not* heading to France 
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- 228: Smilodon (Apr 29, 2003)
- 229: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 29, 2003)
- 230: Smilodon (Apr 29, 2003)
- 231: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 29, 2003)
- 232: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 29, 2003)
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