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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 1, 2003
yes yes all is fine......
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 1, 2003
not so bad thanks.
*takes double look at Rimmer v2.0 and decides it is probably best not to ask*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 1, 2003
kryten.....
is rimmer 2.0
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 1, 2003
yep i guessed that.
No everything is tickety boo....
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[...] Posted May 1, 2003
Fine.. we don't want the cluttering up the rooms and I'll hear no more about Captain Bog Bot..
*walks out of room*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 1, 2003
who?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 1, 2003
Bob you have permission to construct a cinema on A-deck yourself by making a new convo.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 1, 2003
Rimmer - thank Heaven you are here - something strange going on with the crew
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 1, 2003
What?
*turns around, sees duplicate him*
I see your point...
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Tommy Mac Posted May 1, 2003
My cabin shall be decorated in the MacDonald Tartan (no Campbells allowed ever) .The Musack to be piped (by a piper) will be ' The Bonnie Wells o'Wearie'. This should give me some privacy.
Tommy Mac (Translator of Scottish into English)
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 1, 2003
Just write it in a new convo at the bottom of A-deck
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[...] Posted May 1, 2003
There you are, you old son of a gun!
*snaps Rimmer salute*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 1, 2003
Oh No, this is going to be unbearable!
"Arnie does it best" eh? 
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[...] Posted May 1, 2003
Well as you can tell from the exam scores.. Me and Arn could have done better if it wasn't for our smeggy parents holding us back...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 1, 2003
i did, i maintained continuity with my absence from everywhere exept the exam room and the captains office and bridge....
*sulks off..to nowhere to maintain continuity 
*
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[...] Posted May 1, 2003
<yeah but you miss old kryten don't you? I knew it would happen, i'm that smeggin' mechanoid for over a fortnight and I miss saying or !! but you have to move and I did what I created the BHPU for... Staying fresh and inventive...
Let's be honest I'm the one keeping you all sane with stuff to do!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 1, 2003
Yes but i mean ...Rimmer? We just cant love you the same.
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