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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 2, 2003
So, um, whats going on. What happened while I was crying in my cabin
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
Ahem.."much more charming, witty, smart, handsome, attractive, sypmathic, brave and all around nice guy "
(see i read it 
)
Holly hand me one of those sick bags!!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 2, 2003
Oh I read it, just am confused.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 2, 2003
Please can I register. I have filled in the form. Will take me at least two hours to fill it in. Do I have to eat smoked kippers?
kat
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
Are you sure you didnt miss any out??
Kippers, well only when you want something to take away the tast of smuggery thats rife around here!! 
Rimmer (original) will officially welcome you but you may as well head over to A deck A1022752 and start a new thread for your cabin until he is back.
If you are insane it helps....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 3, 2003
Welcome aboard.
*reads form*
This is very sloppy, but what the hell.
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[...] Posted May 3, 2003
*comes jogging in from quarters*
Morning Ace!
*Looks at new crew member*
Welcome aboard.
*reads form*
This is very sloppy, but what the hell...
By the way Arn, I've put in our diary that we've broken the world record for the 500...
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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
I guess that serves me right for not keeping up with the backlog....I do believe this ship has now had 3 different Rimmers......
*faints*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
*unfaints*
*You're* confused<?>
*faints again*
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Laura Posted May 3, 2003
I find sugar helps
*hands Existential Elivator some 
*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
*eats greatfully*
Thankyou..
I just can't cope with all these Rimmers...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 3, 2003
*looks at Rimmer 2*
What a guy!
Great work Arnie, big man, keep up the good work!
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SomeMuppet Posted May 3, 2003
I would like to join, I want to experience goldfish shoals nibbling on my toes please.
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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
Okay then recruit...
Just fill out these forms, and you're on board!
*hands a large pile of complicated forms*
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SomeMuppet Posted May 3, 2003
Forms filled in triplicate and filed in WPB
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- 321: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 2, 2003)
- 322: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 2, 2003)
- 323: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (May 2, 2003)
- 324: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 2, 2003)
- 325: Reality Manipulator (May 2, 2003)
- 326: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (May 2, 2003)
- 327: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 3, 2003)
- 328: [...] (May 3, 2003)
- 329: Existential Elevator (May 3, 2003)
- 330: [...] (May 3, 2003)
- 331: Existential Elevator (May 3, 2003)
- 332: Laura (May 3, 2003)
- 333: Existential Elevator (May 3, 2003)
- 334: Laura (May 3, 2003)
- 335: Existential Elevator (May 3, 2003)
- 336: Laura (May 3, 2003)
- 337: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 3, 2003)
- 338: SomeMuppet (May 3, 2003)
- 339: Existential Elevator (May 3, 2003)
- 340: SomeMuppet (May 3, 2003)
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