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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
Even the one signing over the deeds of your house to me<?> 
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SomeMuppet Posted May 3, 2003
Yes but the ferocious Geordie woman spoted it and told me not to be so silly, you'd need a car as well
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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
Darn!
Oh well, it was worth a try!
Welcome aboard
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Tommy Mac Posted May 3, 2003
Has anyone seen Tommy Mac lately? I passed his cabin on the way here and there is a terrible caterwalling going on. Is he practising those darn pies again ?
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Laura Posted May 3, 2003
Tommy, start a thread on A1022752 for your cabbin 
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 3, 2003
I know the 8 Alan's and they live in two different places at the same time.
BTW Where can I have a nap, find my cabin?
kat
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[...] Posted May 3, 2003
Where's this third Arnie?
Don't know about you Rimmsy but I'm more than happy to see a Sunday me!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 3, 2003
.. CONFUSED!
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Laura Posted May 3, 2003
also confused, still
want some 
? It helps...
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted May 3, 2003
So, I'm just wonderig what do you guys kinda do? Like is it a space battle, ground battle, anything?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 3, 2003
Mischief usually 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 3, 2003
Well we sorta, um, are red dwarf and we do the same sort of thing - survive, live etc... and get into smeg.
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Tommy Mac Posted May 4, 2003
Hearing the distant rendering of the song," will ye no come back again?".
Tommy Mac
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 4, 2003
I write lots of reports about exciting but dull encounters with aliens and then I go an plan to make a movie out of them. Then I go into an alternative universe and shoot it there backwards.
kat
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[...] Posted May 4, 2003
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Losing touch of insanity people...
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