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SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
<quote>Oooo you did join Got a cabbin yet?
Yep cabin all set up, feel free to join me
Just follow the trail of empty stella cans
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SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
btw the cabin has now been moved since I started squatting in the officers area.
Plenty of 
to go round
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Tommy Mac Posted May 4, 2003
Did anyone hear Tommy's last cry as he jumped off the bridge? It sounded like 'QH NO! This is too deep for me'
Empty cabin now going cheap. As it used to be a bird cage it is going 'CHEEP ,CHEEP.
Tommy Mac
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Seagull's Lost Horizon Posted May 4, 2003
yeah sign me up, ready and waiting..................
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 4, 2003
ok if you could fill out these application forms...
*hands over a large pile of papers, in triplicate*
sign each page and then head over to A deck (REPEAT A DECK) at A1022752 and start a new thread for your cabin. Rimmer #1 will welcome you and check the paperwork and throw you off if it's wrong 
*hands over yet another pen*
you would think people would have a pen....
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[...] Posted May 4, 2003
Okay... fill out this form... and sneeze here *points* to give a DNA sample...
As soon as 'real' Rimmer welcomes you, you're officially our newest member...!
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[...] Posted May 4, 2003
Typical! i work hard to get new people to join and you come along and steal my people!
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SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
I was drunk when I got my new cabin. I thought it was a bit posh for the likes of me but I wasn't going to complain.
BTW the cailedh band will be turning up in a few moments in my new cabin if anyone wants to join me there.
Still got loads of 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 4, 2003
Well i am not complaining - i am running short on pens so feel free to do the sign ins!! Just make sure they get A DECK REPEAT, A DECK
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SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
It's not my fault that someone wrote A ddeck outside the cabin door
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 5, 2003
dont worry you werent the first!!!
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
Tomorrow we will have the funeral service for Tommy Mac .By the way ,his cabin his now up for grabs
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
No Tommy! Don't leave us!
We can bring you back as a hologram - oh wait we can't have two...
*wonders if Tommy is still alive*
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
Sorry me dear Listy,we had to put him down .he is too old to try to keep up with us 'youngies'
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
But now we have Mac The Tea?
RIGHT?
I CANT COPE WITHOUT YOU TOMMY 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 5, 2003
Holly, please alert the crew we appear to have an insanity virus on board!
*pauses, has a think*
Holly - cancel that, this is just normal.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
But Tommy has been around since i was first here... since well forver (8months?)
*spins around and appears dressed entirely in black*
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