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[...] Posted May 5, 2003
What's that poem.. ah yes..
Now weary soldier,
Rest your head.
For just like me,
You're utteerly dead!
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
My Darling Listy
This being dead is not so bad you know . No pain,but still feelings. Now as a new hologram I will never leave your side .
Of course I shall turn away as you get ready for bed and when you shower .
I wish you had told me of the way you felt before this .
I would never have jumped . Holographic love from 
Tommy Mac
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
..yes my dear
WE have Tommy Mac the tea, mac the dinner, mac the bed.A holograms work is never done
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
Hello Kat
Is there something I can Mac for you? I can Mac just about anything .
Tommy Mac
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
Oh Listy!
I will stay with you forever. But I hope you understand, 
we can never now have children.
Tommy Mac
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
I've always got Ace.. 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
BTW - Having two holograms isnt so bad - those new supplies we nicked have a new hologram board thing.
Where has Rimmer1 got to?
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Tommy Mac Posted May 5, 2003
Lou
That sounds like it should be in the Quotes .You can put it in if you like .
I like it !Ah how fickle are the female" I made that up you know.
Tommy mac
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
Nice one Tom.
I'm off to your cabin... fancy a drink?
*leaves*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
Nice one Tom.
I'm off to your cabin... fancy a drink?
*leaves*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 5, 2003
Im off to my room - fancy a drink anyone 
*leaves*
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2003
Hi Tommy Mac A Cup O Tea
Please can I have a Mac to wear and a cup of tea. I think Cat want's some red salmon pate.
Hi Listy
kat
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Privateer Posted May 6, 2003
Actually,..
i intended to aim my own ship
at the final frontier, -just for the heck of it!..
But it´s darn troublesome compilating a qualified crew these days, mankind being wiped out n´all..
Besides, i´m curious about the propulsion
unit of your remarkable vessel.
-and i owe a substantial amount of money to certain earthly credit-providers.
..Facts are that i have very limited experience with deep space-navigation, but being a quick learner, i would like to apply for any vacant capacity as a mate.
Which formula should be filled out, in order process this application?
yours extraterrestrial
A.Diabolis, STCW I/4.
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[...] Posted May 6, 2003
In other words... you want a job!
Simply 'fill' out the form and sneeze where a DNA sample is required *points*..
Rimmer the first will be around at some point to welcome you...
And choose a cabin on A-DECK (not the main page) ie. open a convo as your cabin.. there's plenty of examples in here..!
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Smilodon Posted May 6, 2003
hay all whassup?
can't b bothered to read b.log
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Tommy Mac Posted May 6, 2003
You are all welcome to the party in my cabin. BUT!! Ye must aw bring yer ain drink .Ah'm no made o' money ye know .An bring alang a wee drinkie for me ARGGG.
Tommy Mac
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Tommy Mac Posted May 6, 2003
Oh Kat
Ye are an awfu'wumman SO ye are . Are ye really a wumman ?
Tommy MAC
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