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[...] Posted May 19, 2003
Well the Hall Of Smeg WAS supposed to keep people up to date but I've never got around to it because la- busy... I've been busy......
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Robyn_The_Queeg Posted May 24, 2003
Well I would like to join. I am a red dwarf queeg I know almost everything about red dwarf from rimmers birthday to robert llewllyns email address I am your queeg. May I join?
love Robyn
(P.S im a friend of anthea muldoon)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 24, 2003
(thats me....)
well hear are the forms...
now fill these in.......
then someone should be there to help you
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted May 24, 2003
This is Mutiny Miss Queeg. 
Welcome aboard. 
Oberon2001
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 24, 2003
Welcome, just fill in these papers and your one of us.
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[...] Posted May 24, 2003
...What's Llwellyn's email address?! (just wondering!)
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
*strolls in files out forms then strolls out and goes home to await a phone call*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 27, 2003
found your way here eh?
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Existential Elevator Posted May 27, 2003
*looks in the forms to see if she can find a phone number to ring*
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
*strolls back in* yeah it took me a little bit but i got up here. *takes a sip of his 
* Anyone want some? EE (can I call you that?) You don't need to call me now that I'm here.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 27, 2003
It's down there EE, the 500 digit one
555-57768869360047658857366647758662991119477194774884242424888574001964812222 etc.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
I see you found it. So did I start EE or was that already her nickname?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 27, 2003
Already her nickname
She's the Red Dwarfs personal and very lovely elevator.
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Existential Elevator Posted May 27, 2003
*bows as graciously as two tonnes of metal can*
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
wow you did that pretty graciously! So what do I do now?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 27, 2003
It is a bit strange that an elevator can walk around, speak, decrease in mass and sometimes dance even, but do what the rest of us do, just go along with it.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
no no no. i mean where do I go from here? what do i go after I join? thats what i mean. i can stand the walking talking dancing elevator. i have a walking talking dancing garbage can.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 27, 2003
Go to a link on the main page that says: A-deck, start a new convo entitled My cabin or something of the sort, and describe your cabin where you would want to live.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
okie dokie atrichokie dominokie hokey pokey! I will do that right away. s
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- 442: Robyn_The_Queeg (May 24, 2003)
- 443: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 24, 2003)
- 444: Oberon2001 (Scout) (May 24, 2003)
- 445: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 24, 2003)
- 446: [...] (May 24, 2003)
- 447: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
- 448: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 27, 2003)
- 449: Existential Elevator (May 27, 2003)
- 450: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
- 451: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 27, 2003)
- 452: Existential Elevator (May 27, 2003)
- 453: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
- 454: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 27, 2003)
- 455: Existential Elevator (May 27, 2003)
- 456: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
- 457: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 27, 2003)
- 458: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
- 459: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 27, 2003)
- 460: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
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