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Post 461

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*extra long special Rimmer-salute*
Welcome aboard!


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Post 462

Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil)

check out my cabin!


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Post 463

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*Rimmer salute*


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Post 464

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*wanders in*

Yellllooooow?


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Post 465

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Post 466

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Ah, Rimmer, there you are.
How are you?


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Post 467

[...]

I'm on the Bridge!


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Post 468

Smilodon

*sneaks in


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Post 469

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*sneaks after and taps her on the back*
Hello!


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Post 470

Smilodon

hiya


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Post 471

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Hi, why were you sneaking?


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Post 472

Existential Elevator

Perhaps she's wearing sneakers....


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Post 473

Robyn_The_Queeg

I am related to chloe annett by the way...


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Post 474

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm


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Post 475

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

smiley - yikessmiley - erm


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Post 476

Robyn_The_Queeg

It involves a 5th cousin and I have strong conecctions wiv da crew...I know alot about red dwarf so ask me anythnig and do not be afraid


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Post 477

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

i am frightend....


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Post 478

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

i am impressed...


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Post 479

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I'm thinking smeg!

I don't believe these kind of things without evidence matey-boy!

Not that I trust or anything!


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Post 480

SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire)

(bounces coin on bed)

Lowly private Serj Tankian reporting for duty sir!... Oh sir you look awfully smart today... may I clean your boots for you sir??... can I do any laundry for you sir??... can I help you in the bathroom sir??...

I will do anything for you sir!...


I just want to do the incredible dream... I want to reach the furthest star... and touch the edge of the Universe... I want to feel the gravity-less enviroment of spqce and meet other intelligent lifeforms...


I want to... clean your toilet sir!...


Can I get you a refreshing Danish sir??...



I'll be round to scrub that bunyon off of your foot i a jiffy sir!...



And those skidmarks you left from your Jalapeno Pepper Vindaloo... you won't even notice they're your pants sir!...



Can I join the Red Dwarf sir?!



(gives a strange crotch grabbing Michael Jackson style salute with brown nose and a shattered self-respect)



Serjsmiley - devil


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