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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 27, 2003
*extra long special Rimmer-salute*
Welcome aboard!
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 27, 2003
check out my cabin!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 28, 2003
*wanders in*
Yellllooooow?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 28, 2003
Ah, Rimmer, there you are.
How are you?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 31, 2003
*sneaks after and taps her on the back*
Hello!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 31, 2003
Hi, why were you sneaking?
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Existential Elevator Posted May 31, 2003
Perhaps she's wearing sneakers....
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Robyn_The_Queeg Posted Jun 1, 2003
I am related to chloe annett by the way...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 1, 2003
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Robyn_The_Queeg Posted Jun 1, 2003
It involves a 5th cousin and I have strong conecctions wiv da crew...I know alot about red dwarf so ask me anythnig and do not be afraid
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 1, 2003
i am frightend....
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[...] Posted Jun 1, 2003
I'm thinking smeg!
I don't believe these kind of things without evidence matey-boy!
Not that I trust or anything!
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 6, 2003
(bounces coin on bed)
Lowly private Serj Tankian reporting for duty sir!... Oh sir you look awfully smart today... may I clean your boots for you sir??... can I do any laundry for you sir??... can I help you in the bathroom sir??...
I will do anything for you sir!...
I just want to do the incredible dream... I want to reach the furthest star... and touch the edge of the Universe... I want to feel the gravity-less enviroment of spqce and meet other intelligent lifeforms...
I want to... clean your toilet sir!...
Can I get you a refreshing Danish sir??...
I'll be round to scrub that bunyon off of your foot i a jiffy sir!...
And those skidmarks you left from your Jalapeno Pepper Vindaloo... you won't even notice they're your pants sir!...
Can I join the Red Dwarf sir?!
(gives a strange crotch grabbing Michael Jackson style salute with brown nose and a shattered self-respect)
Serj
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- 461: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 27, 2003)
- 462: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 27, 2003)
- 463: [...] (May 27, 2003)
- 464: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 28, 2003)
- 465: [...] (May 28, 2003)
- 466: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 28, 2003)
- 467: [...] (May 28, 2003)
- 468: Smilodon (May 31, 2003)
- 469: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 31, 2003)
- 470: Smilodon (May 31, 2003)
- 471: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 31, 2003)
- 472: Existential Elevator (May 31, 2003)
- 473: Robyn_The_Queeg (Jun 1, 2003)
- 474: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 1, 2003)
- 475: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 1, 2003)
- 476: Robyn_The_Queeg (Jun 1, 2003)
- 477: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 1, 2003)
- 478: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 1, 2003)
- 479: [...] (Jun 1, 2003)
- 480: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Jun 6, 2003)
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