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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 26, 2003
*excuses himself*
I was just uhh, trying to improve crew moral you see AJ.
*pretends to study a console*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 26, 2003
*wonders casually in*
Do we still have that darned polymorh around<?>
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 26, 2003
I just don't know.
*Heads up to bridge to check sensors*
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 1, 2003
Wanders in unshaven, t-shirt stained and torn. Hair is a mess and jeans are ripped.
G'day boss man, I've come to join JMC ship Red Dwarf.
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[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
All right, dude?
Just sign the forms and place your cabin on A-DECK... that Bonehead (Rimmer) will be around to officially welcome you...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Thankyou Holly!
*turns off vid.screen and pulls out the plug*
Welcome onboard!
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[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
*lengthens Bonehead's nostril hair to the size of fifty oxfam workers...*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 5, 2003
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 5, 2003
Have you all gone mad??!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 6, 2003
mad...
no clinicaly insane is a different matter though 
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- 526: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 26, 2003)
- 527: Existential Elevator (Jun 26, 2003)
- 528: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 26, 2003)
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- 535: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 5, 2003)
- 536: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 5, 2003)
- 537: [...] (Jul 5, 2003)
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