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Post 521

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Goits


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Post 522

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*excuses himself*
I was just uhh, trying to improve crew moral you see AJ.
*pretends to study a console*


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Post 523

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Blurg.


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Post 524

Existential Elevator

*wonders casually in*

Do we still have that darned polymorh around<?>


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Post 525

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Blurg.


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Post 526

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I just don't know.
*Heads up to bridge to check sensors*


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Post 527

Existential Elevator

Anything showing up<?>


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Post 528

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Blurg.


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Post 529

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Wanders in unshaven, t-shirt stained and torn. Hair is a mess and jeans are ripped.

G'day boss man, I've come to join JMC ship Red Dwarf.


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Post 530

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All right, dude?

Just sign the forms and place your cabin on A-DECK... that Bonehead (Rimmer) will be around to officially welcome you...


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Post 531

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Thankyou Holly!
*turns off vid.screen and pulls out the plug*
Welcome onboard!


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Post 532

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*lengthens Bonehead's nostril hair to the size of fifty oxfam workers...*


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Post 533

Smilodon

Bling


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Post 534

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

smiley - erm?


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Post 535

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - huh


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Post 536

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

smiley - headhurts Have you all gone mad??!!


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Post 537

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I'm fine.


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Post 538

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

mad...
no clinicaly insane is a different matter though smiley - winkeye


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Post 539

Robyn_The_Queeg

smiley - laugh


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Post 540

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Ye gods.....


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