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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 10, 2003
Are you sure it's from earth? Couldn't it be quagaars?
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jul 10, 2003
*Bob (aka (Skutter 1) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Gives Rimmer a two fingered salute behind his back*
Hey, SOUPer Smeghead's on the 
trail again.
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jul 10, 2003
*Bob (aka (Skutter 1) exits and goes for a wander.*
*No-one notices*
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[...] Posted Jul 10, 2003
From earth definately. It's got Earth licence plates: SSS Kimble....
I'll punch up a picture on the Bridge.
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
Doesn't look like a lot at the moment...
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
just curious, have you got enough titles there??
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Smilodon Posted Jul 12, 2003
I would have more, but the line isn't long enough
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
Lobby to get the line extended
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
worst case is that they tell you to get stuffed 
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
after being frozen for 10,000 years however, being stuffed should be a piece of cake
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Smilodon Posted Jul 12, 2003
I'd rather keep myself in one piece tho
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
ah well if you are going to be difficult about it all...
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
Sanity is only a state of mind...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 12, 2003
thats the most insane thing i've ever heard
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Jul 12, 2003
*bows* thank you...
They're coming to take me away,
ha ha, he he, ho ho
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- 561: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 10, 2003)
- 562: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Jul 10, 2003)
- 563: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Jul 10, 2003)
- 564: [...] (Jul 10, 2003)
- 565: Smilodon (Jul 12, 2003)
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